Way back

Well I was sitting here at work thinking about the last post. Glad that you enjoyed it. I know I really enjoyed the getting drunk part. Got me to thinking about another time I had a few cold beers and pulled a dirty trick.

This was along time ago, I was out of high school but still living at home with my mom and step-dad. I had been dating a girl from another town. Remember I live in Oklahoma and grew up in a small town, so it was not uncommon to date some one from a different town. I had been dating this girl for a few months, and she was dating another guy who lived in my town. He had a house there, but his parents had a house in the town she lived in.
This was the rainy season so the hi-way between our towns was flooded. Me and her had planned to see a movie that night.
But since the rains had came, and the road was flooded I guess she figured that I would not be able to pick her up. What she did not know was that my brother-in-law and my sister had planned to attend a movie that night also. So I was going to catch a ride with them. He had a 4 wheel drive truck.
So I call her to tell her what time we would pick her up. Her sister answers and tells me she is getting ready for a date. I think that is wierd because I had not told her what time I would pick her up. Turns out she is going to go out with him!

I get a little sideways, and call a buddy of mine and we did some drinking and driving. Had a few
6 packs and the more I drank, the more pissed I get about all this. So we decide to drive by his house. His pride and joy camero is sitting at his house and he is gone.
So we decide to let a little air out of his tires. I put rocks on the valve stems and screwed the caps back on just a bit, this slowly lets all the air out if his tires.

We keep drinking and the next morning my sister wakes me up and tells me that this dumbass wants me to come over with my boots, so he can see if they fit the tracks in his yard.
I explain that I will shove a boot up his ass and he can check it!
Needless to say, me and him are not buddies anymore, but she did end up marrying him. I think it was his first piece of ass!
Later
Twisted