Stupid

Stupid!

Ok some back ground. I live in a very small town, with about 2000 people maybe on a good day. I work in a college town, with lots of co-eds. I know I am an old fat man but I still like to look at the co-eds.

There is a very popular, world-renowned place to eat burgers and drink beer in this town. That place just happens to have a free keg of beer at 4:30 on Friday afternoons.

So you see the problem here? I just happened to take a trip to this place with a couple buds from work on Friday about 3:30. Yes the free keg does not start until 4:30, but why wait. So Friday afternoon by 7:00 I was wasted and about 50 miles from home.
So what did I do? I drove home, changed clothes and hit the small town bar, but I only had a few. I mean I was home by 3:00 Saturday morning.

The thing I can’t understand is why the wife wont talk to me??? I mean maybe I should have called her and invited her to the bar, but she was at a friend’s house!

Well I learned my lesson; if you want it to be peaceful and quiet at your house all weekend, just don’t come home until Saturday morning!!!
Twisted