Is it real or is it memorix?

If you know what the title means, your showing your age. Ever get the feeling that life is just one big circle jerk and your the pivot man. I don't know if the ladies will understand that last question. If you don't send me a email and I will explain it to you.

I know that I am more full of shit than most people, and can tell some pretty good stories myself. I think that maybe we get carried away with our stories sometimes and don't realize that people are taking them for granted. I know I have laid it on a little thick myself sometimes. I think it is easier to communicate with people you have never seen in person. I don't know why that is, but I think it happens.

Thanks for all the comments and encouraging words. And cutie, good luck on that smoking thing!

I was thinking of a story to tell you today. And I remember a good one that happened to me when I was a young lad. So here it goes

I was in high school, freshman year. Back then I was a little guy, only about 5'9 and about 150. I had one hell of a growth spurt my junior year.
Well I was in FFA, some people may not know what that is. Future Farmers of America. We went on field trips to the farm and ranch shows, we learned about growing crops, caring for animals, I had a few hogs and i showed them in the fair. At that time the fair in your town was in the park, they had a few rides and some food stands and the animal shows and that was about it.

It was late one night and i was walking back to the snack barn and a girl whistled at me. I know i was as shocked as you were. I looked around and she pointed at me and montioned for me to come over to where she was. I was a little reluctant but i did go. She introduced herself, told me i was cute and that she would like to spend some time getting to know me. I thought this was a little strange, but what the hell.
We hung around the rest of the fair together, had a few kisses and held hands but that was that. When the fair ended she gave me her number and told me to call her. Well my folks would not let me call long distance and she lived a few towns from me so i did not call her.

Fast forward a year and it was fair time again, have almost forgot about her. But she remembered me, we meet up again and she followed me around like a puppy. Now as a guy, i thought this was totally wierd and kind of tried to blow her off. I was thinking what the hell is wrong with a girl that she works that hard trying to get a fella.
So i tried to avoid her and she took the hint.

My junior and senior year i did not see her at the fair and did not think a thing about her. I had a few girlfriends and she was not on my mind. Well my senior prom i went stag, long story. But i will be damned i showed up in my 3 piece suit, riding my motorcycle, and this chick is there with a guy i was graduating with. She came running up to me and wanted to dance the rest of the time with me. Well i was not fred astaire so i declined. She wanted me to take her home. I explained i was on a motorcycle and she came to the prom with someone else, and that i did not think that was a good idea. She begged, i declined and even left the prom early to get away from her!
Damn crazy chick!

Ok she eneded up marrying a guy from my town, i would see them from time to time but avoided her like a bad case of V.D.
Fast forwad about 3 years, our town has a big alumni party every year, all the graduates that can return to town for a weekend and tie one on!
I was single and drinking a bottle of liquor, went to the dance with a buddy of mine with the idea of getting tore up and falling down drunk. AND THERE SHE WAS! I could not beleive it, she approaches me and says "you don't know who i am do you?" I explain that yes i knew who she was, and what do you want?
She said that she wanted to dance with me, i asked about her husband and she said it was cool with him.
Now you have to remember i had been drinking most of the day, and was in the mood to really lay on some bullshit.
We start dancing, she wants to know what i have been doing all these years? My answer, thinking about you!
I went on to tell her how wrong i was to run from her, how much better my life would have been with her.
How much i had been thinking about her, and how i wish we could leave together. With big puppy dog eyes she looks up at me and says, well i have 3 kids now, and i am sure your not intrested in me. I explain that if anything every happens to her and her husband to look me up i would be waiting!
She floated off the dance floor and i stumbled back to my bottle.
See i really am full of shit most of the time! Hey check out The stories of DG
now that is some fine funny reading. If you have a warped sense of humor.
Later
Twisted