Yep i made it thru another night

I made it thru another night, and woke up alive. Yea for me! Sometimes i feel a little old in the mornings, yea i take a few minutes to get up and around. I creak and pop and hope my joints work.
Ok maybe it is not that bad, but sometimes it sure seems like it. I guess old age is sitting in and it sucks. Or maybe it is just because i am a fat ass and i dont get any exercise. It is one of those 2 things for sure.

It is raining again here this morning. It has rained almost every morning for the last 4 days. Rain is very unusual for
august in Oklahoma. Hell people will have to mow grass at christmas this year. Sure am glad i live in an apartment
and someone else has to do the mowing. I dont really hate to mow grass, it is all that walking and standing!
Not to mention the heat and grass clippings all over the place. Ok maybe i do hate mowing!

When i was in high school i worked at a golf course and had to spend all day mowing grass. Pushing a mower around 9 holes of golf all day in the summer was an experience i wont soon forget. I think i did all the mowing
a man needs for a lifetime. I did like working there. I had a killer tan that summer, and all i had to wear to work was tennis shoes and shorts. Of course i did not have this big beer belly then so i looked a little better with my tshirt off.

You know i want to unload a little here today. I dont understand why people cant get to work on time, how hard is it to get your ass up out of bed and get to work??? I hate slackers and people who cant get up and get to work!!! I have to drive an hour to work each morning, 50 miles of 2 lane back roads. I get to work at least
45 minutes early, and most of the time i am here an hour early. I know there is no reason to get here that early, but i like to leave the house in plenty of time. What if i had a flat or car trouble or an accident. I would still be at work on time! I know it takes me an hour to get here, so i leave 2 hours early.
If it takes you 20 minutes to get to work, you need to leave at least 30 minutes before time to be there.
Example work starts at 8:00, you live 30 minutes away. Should you A. leave at 7:50 B. leave at 7:30 Or B. leave at 7:15 7:15 would be the correct answer! So to all you lazy slackers out there GET TO FUCKING
WORK ON TIME! Thank you

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Later
Twisted