Cough cough, hack hack

I'm here today but I had to go home sick yesterday. I was having some chest pains and shortness of breath. No I was not having a heart attack. I have a previous heart condition that flairs up every once in awhile. Nothing to serious now, but It could lead to congestive heart failure in the future. Which is deadly. I guess that gives you something to look forward to in old age, or maybe I will not make it to old age. Hell some days I think I have hit old age already.
I am sure my girls think I am an old guy.
Of course I listen to alot of the same kind of music they do, I like a little rap and some top 40 shit. Well most of it is top 40 shit. You know I have to be the hip dad. The one that is cool and all the kids want to hang out with. Well maybe not quite that hip.

No I am feeling much better today, the chest pains are gone and I can breath, you know air is very important. And we fat folks really like the air, it helps to be able to breath. I would never want to die drowning or suffocating. That would suck out loud. I don't really think I could handle that at all, of course I would be dead when it is over.

I want to thank Mackenzie for that wonderful post about her new man, I am glad that she is getting some of the great sex I have been get with her favorite partner.
I will leave you with a quote that I always found amusing in my time of need. This is a quote from woody allen
"Masturbation, don't knock it, at least it is sex with some one I love"
Have a wonderful day
Twisted