Is this it?

Ever wake up in the morning and think where the hell am i and how did i get here? I had one of those mornings today. I turned the alarm off instead of hitting snooze and woke up about 45 minutes later than i usally do. I always have my alarm set for about an hour before i really need to get up.
I am one of those kind of people that wake right up in the mornings. I dont have to smoke a half a pack of cigs, or drink a gallon of coffee to wake up. I dont smoke or drink coffee so that may be the reason i dont have too.
I crawled out of bed this morning, crawled into the shower and attempted to get clean. I think i did a pretty good job sleep washing!
Put my clothes on and stumbled thru the house, found all my stuff i carry everyday, keys, small flashlight, a few breath mints.
But for some reason chose not to get my wallet! I drive 50 miles to work each day and got all the way here and then realized i left my wallet at home. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What a dumbass i am sometimes! I dont even have a good reason for being so sluggish this morning. I was in bed by 10:00 last night and slept like a log!
Well so far the morning has been a little better, good thing i can charge my lunch or i would be one unhappy fat guy about noon.
Well i hope everyone elses morning was better than mine, and have a good rest of the day!
Twisted