AH.........EX'S

Ok this is a hate filled blog today so be ware! I don't know how many of you out there have had the good fortune to have been involved in a divorce, but surely there is someone one out there that can feel my pain.

Ok I dont have the best track record, married 3 times......working on divorce number 3. I am sure that there is a chance i could write a book on how to fuck up a relationship in 60 months or less! Hell I have had car loans longer then my last 2 marriages. Now I am not bitching about these fine women I was marrie too. Hell I have even come to the conclusion that It might even have something to do with me. I may be the reason that my marriages did not last. I am a man I can learn to take the blame for some of the shit. Hell I know for a fact that the affair I was having ended marriage number 1. Of course I can not take all the blame, if she had tried a little more at home maybe I would have stayed there a little more. ( Oh by the way, she is the mother of my children, we work in the same building everyday and have even had lunch a few times together) so see I can learn to behave sometimes.

Marriage number 2 was just a mistake from the start. I was looking for away out of my small town and she was from the big city. I layed the pipe, she wanted to get married asap! LMAO
But she was dumb as a box of rocks, could not keep a checking account afloat, was really short and had the fattest damn thighs that I have ever seen. Before and since. You know I like a full figured lady, just not all in the same spot!
We were only married for about 2 years and I treated her like shit for about 18 months of that time, I am not proud of that, but damn grow a back bone and stand up for yourself!
Oh and I have not talked to her since the day I left 4 years ago, and probably never will again.
When I burn a bridge there ain't know rebuilding that sucker!

Ok this brings me to current ( as soon as the papers are filed ) ex wife number 3. Now we grew up about 12 miles from each other. She dated a guy i knew in high school. He was older than me and was not the most up standing member of our town. He liked to fuck around and smoke lots of pot. And she loved him back in the day. I shoud have steered clear of her, but damn she has huge boobies! I mean really big and I like the titties. Hell I can play with boobies for days, they are just fun to be around and fun to look at, and fun to man handle.
I know a man should look for a little more than that. And maybe next time I will.
Now we have been split up since around oct. some time. I am to lazy to look back on my blog and see. I spent 2 days getting my shit out of her house. I moved almost all of it by myself. I was moving out and she was cleaning and we never spoke a word to each other for 2 days, hell it was 2 of the best days of my life!
We have spoke maybe twice since that time. Ok maybe 3 times. I really loved that crazy, meanest woman in the world, wanted to party all the time girl. I made lots of efforts to try and make it work.
Hell I really did. I mean you go thru 2 divorces and can't make those marriages last you thing maybe you should try alittle harder on this last one.
She brought nothing to the table. So I fucking left!
Now the crazy bitch is sending me emails about how she wish she could do it all over again different, that she really loved me and really never meant to hurt me. ( who told her about the 24 year old that wants to bang me to death?) What the hell is it with ex's and there crazier than life bullshit?
I have one thing to say about them all! Fuckem and feedem fish heads.
Thanks have a lovely day
Twisted