Ok I know I don't listen

All of you ladies will really be happy with me. I ask for your advice and then chose to do just the opposite. I know you will probably not be to proud of me when I tell you about my weekend. But then we really don't know each other so what does it matter?

This weekend the girls were gone to there mother's house. She works until 7:00 so the girls and I went out and had a bite to eat, then I settled down to some serious game playing on the ole home computer. I get a text message from the crazy chick. See I had bragged to her about my oral skills and then we never got down to it, no pun intended. The text message said that it was a shame that she never got a chance to see if I had skills.
So I text her back and ask if she wanted me to eat the ole hair pie. Of course she responed that sure she did. I texted her back that maybe that could be arranged with some guidelines in place first. We talked and I explained that the only way should could come over was if we did the no strings thing. She agreed that she could do that.
I told her to call me about 10:00 friday night. She calls about 10:15, she comes over and I show her some tricks, she was very impressed, at least 3 times. I lay the pipe and let her spend the night, wake up saturday morning about 6:00 and lay some more pipe, then tell her she has to hit the road! Suprisingly she does.
I did explain to her friday night that she is a crazy woman. That I don't need text messages or phone calls, she said that was fine.
I never heard from her this weekend, called her last night and she assured me that she will not call me, but that if i want to practice those skills some more that she would be happy to oblige. And she also said that we should not mention it to our mutual friend here at work So we will see how long she can hold out with out calling.

Saturday day I spent some time with my buddy from work, helping him with some honey does around his place, then we went to another buddies house saturday night and got our drink on. Had several beers, or cases of beer, and pizza. Spent sunday laying round trying to recover from the weekend.
Then picked up the girls last night and we had dinner and called it a night.
Well that was my exciting weekned.
Later
Twisted