Poppa's got a brand new bag

Well it is a new week, and I am tired as shit. Seems like a couple of late nights will put your ass in a sleepy, tired kind of way. Yep the old fella went out and had a little fun this weekend.
And we all know from my previous posts that I needed it.

Ok I know that you are dieing to know what I did so I will tell you. But first a little background. You know that I have complained about the ass kissing chick at work, the one that is always following the boss around and trying to get her head up his ass. Well I probably should mention that I have know her for about 5 years. We met online in a chat room and I did not meet her in person until I interviewed for the job here. See she told me about the job, and told H.R. and my boss about me. So I walked in the door here, pretty much already hired. I just had to go thru the process and the drug screen. So I guess I should not really get as pissed at her as I do, but.

So any way, she called me saturday morning about something work related, I was cooking breakfast for the youngest and I. So being the nice guy that I am I invited her over for breakfast.
I know that may not have been the best idea but I was feeling unusally nice. She showed up and told me that she was going out dancing with a friend saturday night and I should go, well I had the youngest at home with me and told her I would have to take a rain check. She then starts telling me about her neighbor, and that I should meet her. We talked a little more and she left.

About 7:00 the youngest decides that she wants to go to mom's house for the weekend, so we arrange a pickup. I call the chick from work and ask about the night of dancin, she said that the neighbor that she wants me to meet is also going. But first they are going out to eat and I should join them, I decline the dinner and tell her to call me when they get ready to scoot a boot.
9:15 the phone rings they are just now going out to supper. And insist that I go as well, she even said that they were treating. So off I go with 2 women to have supper. They do treat, and then off to the club. We show up and it is any coin beer night. Damn free supper and then damn near free beer! Score!

I check the friend out, she is easy on the eyes and has a very nice ass, now being a tit man that ass has to really be something for me to check it out. We dance, we drink, we talk, we drink and then we did some drinking, the friend is starting to get a little friendly, of course I don't mind and am playing the good guy, keep my hands to myself, and just smile alot.
We end up at breakfast. They treat again. I get a few kisses and some rubbing and things are going great. They drop me off about 3:15 sunday morning and I crash.

She invited me over for dinner sunday night, I thought it was just the liquor talking. I call sunday and she says hell yea I better showup. I call and explain that I need to go do some laundry sunday night. She tells me to bring it over.
We eat dinner, watch some movies and I do my laundry, more kisses and they are better and longer. I was still being the perfect gentleman.
I rolled into the house about 2:30 this morning. So that is why my ass is dragging.
I guess I made quite the impression on this lady. She mentioned the the chick from work that she had a wonderful time. And she did call me this morning to make sure I was able to get to work ok.
Well that is my story and I am sticking too it.
Later
Twisted