I hate these things

One of my commenters wanted to know if i ever think about anything besides women and sex.
I had to think about this for a minute.................yes i do think about beer and eating sometimes!

My stepson found one of those little beauties in the house last night, those nasty ole scorpions. So it is officially summer in my neck of the woods. I hate those damn mean looking insects. They are never up to any good in my opinion. I remember when i was a young one and i got stung by one of those things. I was laying in the floor of our house watching t.v. late one night, everyone else had gone to bed.
I was all sprawled out enjoying a little alone time with the t.v. when the the little bastard walked up to me and said " look a fat bastard lying on the floor relaxing" i think i will take this as a chance to sting his fat ass and see how quick he can jump up off the floor. He stung me and i screamed like a girl and jumped to my feet! My stepdad came running out of his bedroom and wanted to know what the hell was going on! I said i dont know i think someone shot me, or stabbed me in the side.
We turned the lights on and the little bastard was making tracks to the front door!
Well i was the last person he ever stung!

So see i do think about other things besides women and sex! LOL
Later
Twisted