A funny thing happened..........

I know this blog jumps all around. But i was thinking today about a funny (some may say wierd)
thing that happened to me one time. After i graduated i worked for a friend of mines dad at a family business. It was a service company of sorts. I was at the ripe old age of 19.

The type of work i was involved in, was regulated by the state. At the end of each winter before spring the state would put on an informative meeting of sorts to go over new regulations and applications that applied to our job. Now the state i lived in at that time would set up a hospitality booth with free liquor. At that time you had to be 18 to purchase beer so i was in like flynn.

We had a few cold beers or 50. And where enjoying some drunken video games. I was sitting out side the club located in the hotel we were staying in. I was munching on some chocolate at the time. I being the big pussy i was at that time ( i was also still a virgin) more on that story later.
I was checking out the ladies that where entering and leaving the club.

A middle aged man that was dressed nice approached me and asked if i was staying by myself
or my family. Back then i never thougt a thing about being approached by a guy.
See i am about 6'4 245 lbs at that time and could handle myself. I answered that i was staying with a few guys that we were attending a conf. He walked back and forth for a few minutes, then told me that what he was going to tell me was 100% true. ???? He started telling me that he had a lady in his room that needed some. I said in my best innocent voice, " needs some what" ?
He said you know what i mean, you need it and she needs it, well i am a little slow and was alot drunk and i realized what he was taking about. He had a lady in his room that needed to be fucked! I said what the hell? He said that he wanted me to bring a few guys with me, no more than 3, he gave me the room number. I waited for him to walk past my buddy, i ran to my buddy and told him the deal. He would not believe me, so we went back to the room and woke up
B.J. the dude who was crashing with us. Now B.J. would fuck a snake if someone held its mouth closed.

B.J. wakes up and we tell him the deal. He wants to know the room number. Now i am thinking to myself, i have never had any pussy, and my first time is not going to be in front of a group so i am going to decline! They call the guy in the room and he said to bring a few guys down to his room and fuck his ole lady! I tell them that they are crazy, and to leave there wallets iin the room in case the dude tries to rob them. Now i can see the room from our room across the parking lot.
They go down to the room and knock on the door and enter. I am freaking out, i think how am i going to tell the boss how his workers got killed. About 10 minutes later the other dude who was crashing with us comes back i tell him the whole story, he freaks and says they are going to get robbed. He calls the room and asked to talk to his buddies. They get on the phone and about
5 minutes later come out of the room.

They get back to the room and tell us that this chick about 40 was laying in a bed naked, said she was covered up from the tits down. The old guy is sitting in a chair and is spanking his monkey and hitting some rush (a little canister of shit that gives you about a 20 sec high).
They said that the ole lady was hot from the chest up but was a little on the flabby side from the
tits down. We watched that room for about the next few hours and at least 20 guys went in and out of that room. Now as a grown man i know about swingers now, but back in the early 80's
it was not as well known.

See maybe some of the things i do and think are a cause of my upbringing.
twisted