Well what else can I say?

Well since the break I took from blogging, my sex life has pretty much been me taking matters in hand. Yep Rosie palm and I have been spending alot of quaility time together. It ain't so bad, I don't have to spring for a movie or dinner. I don't have to spend alot of time getting her in the mood. Nor do I have to really try for a superior performance.

But you know even online porn gets old after a while. Hell I thought I knew all the good sites, but seems to be just the same ole pictures. I have made a little attempt at trying to find a lady friend. But like in the past I turned to the internet and It did not work out so well.

I have mentioned on here before that I like a lady with a little meat on her bones. I am not so vain to think that a woman in shape really wants to hang out with an old fatty like me. So I put an add online at a website for bigger people. Now this site required an add to even few the other folks adds. I did not spend money on it, but i did post an add and a pic.

After about 2 days i get a message on the site from a lady that lives in another town. She emailed me and we chatted online for a few hours the first night. I saw the pic she posted on her add, it was mostly a head shot. I asked her how old the pic was and she said about a year and a half old. She looked pretty good in the pic. She also sent me a pic that she said was about a year old. I guess this should have sent up a red flag, as I sent her a pic that was about 2 weeks old.

We chatted a few more times online and she asked if i would like to call her. So we talked on the phone everyday for about a week and she was really pushing to meet me. Should have been another red flag, but I guess I am a slow learner.

We decided that since she had no children and I do that she would drive the 30 miles to my town. I invite her to come up about 1:00 on a saturday afternoon and I would take her out for lunch. Well the big day arrived, I went and got a haircut, a new shirt and even spent several hours getting my vehicle cleaned up.

She shows up at the meeting place and called me to come meet her so we could go to lunch. Well I show up and a woman about twice the size of the pic she sent gets out of the car. I am thinking to myself what happened, did this large lady eat the girl I was supposed to meet? I know that is shitty, but she looked nothing like the lady in the pics, I mean nothing at all. Hell I am not even sure if it was the same person. So I was nice and went ahead with the date, I talked to her and took her our for a nice lunch and showed her around town.
She emails me the next day and wants to know what the problem is. I explained that I feel like she misrepresented herself, and that I have to be at least a little attracted to someone to date them. I am sure some of you folks will think I am a dick, but at least I am honest!

Later
Twisted