Well nothing to exciting today

Well from the 2 comments i got on the last post, looks like i stirred up a hornets nest. So i am not going to do anything here today to get your blood to pumping.

I just want to say that i do appreciate those who post comments on my blog, and we can agree to disagree about yesterdays subject. I have done alot of things in my life that i am not proud of, but i will not apologize for those things again. I have had online experiences that i am sure would make some people blush, and some other people very excited. I do not use the name morallytwisted just to get people to talking. At this time in my life i feel like that name fits me.

I am confused at times about where my life is headed, and what the future holds, but i try to do the right thing most days, and some are worse than others.
I know the difference between right and wrong and most of the time i do that right thing, i love my wife and kids and try to do right by them most of the time.

But i am a man with a very high sex drive and i feel the need to give into it sometimes. Whether that be for real or just online. I think the difference between me and alot of folks is that i am honest with myself and admit my short comings. I think we should all try to be honest with our selfs and really enjoy life to the fullest. The things i do online have no reflection on my wife and the things she does or does not do for me, it is a reflection of me.

So with that i will say thanks again for stopping by to read my twisted thoughts and actions and keep those comments coming.
P.S. Have a wonderful weekend!
Twisted

Online fun

Was reading a few blogs and think today. About some online fun. Like adult online fun, emailing, flirting, cyber.
I have been involved in all of that, have been on a penpal site for a few years, have posted adds on a few site, while i was single and maybe while i was married.

I have sent and recieved r-rated emails and have had a few fun times on messenger. I even pleasured myself on cam one time, while others watched.

You know i have felt some quilt about some of those times, but will say that i have had alot more pleasure than quilt. I even met my second and present wife online.

So i was wondering, have any of you experienced any of those things? Ever sent an email that was maybe a little dirtier than you would have wanted your spouse or lover to see?

Ever get a little carried away on messenger or cam? Ever had phone sex with someone you have never met in real life?

So feel free to answer if you like and you can do it anon if you want so we dont know the real you!
Later
Twisted

Hump Day

Well it is wensday, or hump day. Where did that saying come from? I did a few searches but did not really find out to much info about it. So if you know send me a message or leave a comment.

Dont have much to say today. Not to much going on this week, i got my vent out for the week and the yesterday and today have been pretty slow around here.

I did buy me a new car this weekend, well it is not brand new but it is new to me. Sure is nice to have air conditioning and cruise control again. But now i dont have anything to bitch about when i get home, so it has made life at home a little better.

Well if you dont check out any of my other links check Evies blog
she comes up with some of the sexiest pictures, and it sure would make hump day better to spend time with that lovely lady.

Later
Twisted

No questions today

Well i dont have any intresting questions to ask today. Just have not thought of anything good to ask.
I am happy to be at work today, it is way to hot to do anything outside so glad to be inside and working. I have noticed something here at work today. I am an asshole to certain people in our office. This person wants to be the boss so bad, and it just kills her when you dont do what she thinks is the right thing.

I guess i should give some details about what i do, i work in Information Services Dept for a company. We are responsible for the computers and printers for the company, and the other dumb things that users screw up.

She is the Help Desk coordinator (spelling) so she is in charge of answering the phones and assigning the problems to the techs. Now i may be wrong but if she assigns something to a tech she is not longer responisble for that action, the tech is!
She is not our boss and has very limited tech knowledge, so it is hard for me to take orders from her. I know that sounds shitty, but i dont take orders from dumbasses very well.

I know i should be more understanding, but it is hard to have someone boss you around when
1 they are not your boss
2 there limited on the there ability to do your job
3 they spend more time on yahoo chat than on task assigned to them
and 4 She is a dumbass!

Ok i think i have vented for today. Maybe i will be able to come up with an intresting question tomorrow!
Later
Twisted

Some more good questions

Reading a posters blog and i thought of a couple of things to ask today. I dont know how this has turned into "question of the day" blog but it has.

Question #1 Have you ever had a threesome? Was it with 2 males, a male and a female? Or maybe just 2 females.

By the way i have not had the chance to partake of this carnal delight, But would if the chance presented itself ( you know i am a full bloodied male) so i would have to try that.

Question #2 If you are a lady, do you enjoy older men? Or men closer to your own age?

Of course there again being a male, at the age of 41, i would love to spend some time with a nice hot youngin!

Ok just some food for thought today. Answer if you like!
Oh and wish jamie a happy birthday! So seems to be having one hell of a birthday party this weekend.
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Twisted

Some of my favorite things

Ok i am sure it is obvious that i like women, if you have been reading this blog for very long at all you know that. And i dont have a problem with it at all. I am a man i am supposed to like women
duh!

But i wanted to mention a couple of other things that i real like. I like to drink a cold beer or 12 every now and then. And i dont see a thing wrong witht that either! A good cold beer on a hot day is a good thing. I will drink just about any budwieser product. I like bud light, bud ice, regular bud
it really does not matter. As a matter of fact i like the new bud select also.

But my favorite beer is a nice cold tecate in a mug with some lime and salt. Man i really love those mugs! It is really great with mexican food. Of course it is mexican beer so that may explain that!

I try not to drink to many but it sure is hard when they are so cold and tasty. Now if i am going to drink a little hard liquor i like patron tequila. Ahh nothing better than a sip or 2 of tequila.
I like it straight out of the bottle are mixed with a little marquarita mix.
Of course you have to be slow when drinking the hard stuff. Dont want to over due that, nothing worse than losing some good drinks on the ground.

Well did not have much else to post today, so leave me a comment and tell me what your favorite drink is!
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Twisted

Well lets try this again

Seems like my last post stirred up some feelings in you folks. So lets try this again, i want to know some specifics. I want to know what your lover can do to you to get you in the mood and over the top.

Where is the go to spot on your body? Where do you like to be touched, kissed or licked slowly that gets you hot and bothered? I want to know your secret. Ok dont hold back just post it for the world to see.

I know that being a red blooded male, that oral sex is one of the things that really gets me going, but i am sure most men would say that.
So here is my secret, i like my nipples bite! Yep i said it right here in black and white.
That really gets the old boy standing at attention! It gets the blood to pumping and gets me ready for action!
Ok now it is your turn.........
Twisted

How much is enough

I got to thinking ( yep my head is hurting) after rereading the last post and comments. I have a question, and i want you to answer as truthfully as you can.

HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH SEX?

And i mean how often. You can answer any way you like. Do you feel like you get enough sex?
Do you get it as often as you would like? Do you get it as good as you would like?

I know it is not the most important thing in the world, or in a marriage. But i know i dont feel like i get it as often as i would like. And sometimes i feel like i am the only one participating!
Of course being a man and all, i know that it does not always matter if your partner is in too it.

This is my 3rd marriage and it has been just a little short of 3 years. I know at the start of the relationship it seemed like that is all we did. But with kids and jobs and every day bullshit it seems like it has really tapered off.

So tell me how often you get it, how often you would like it, and how long have you been in the relationship!
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Twisted

Happy Monday!

Ok back the grindstone. Its monday and time to start the week off with a bang. Time to get back in the work week grove!

So i like to come to work, is that such a bad thing? I love my job and i love the kind of work i do. I like most of the people i work with also.
I know i am not alone, i am sure there are lots of you that enjoy working for a living. Of course i am sure i would not have minded being born rich instead of so damn good looking! LMAO

I do enjoy working, but i enjoy the weekends too. I have just started in the last few months getting into smoking meat. I bought a small smoker ( should have bought a bigger one) just to see if i would enjoy doing it. I guess i have gotten pretty good at it, the family and friends seem to enjoy eating the fruits of my labor. And i know that i sure enjoy some good eating!
Of course i guess that the thing i like the best is being able to sit outside and drink beer and watch that smoker work.

So even though enjoy working and comeing to work, i do enjoy the weekends, the good eats, the beer, the fresh air....... and it never hurts when you get some loving on the weekend too.
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Twisted

What is the problem?

What is it about a man that makes him so hard to live with? That is the question i am asking today. I know that alot of the people leaving comments here are women so i think you need to give me some ideas.

If you have read any of my blog at all you know that i recently moved back in with my wife, i was only gone for a few days. I moved back in because i love her, and i want to make my marriage work this time. This being my 3rd one i need to try to make one of them work.

For a week or two the sparks where flying and things seemed to be alot better. But i guess in my infinite wisdom i pissed her off again and i am getting the cold shoulder again. Ok i am sure you want to know what i did. Well we had a joint bank account and we both have cell phones on a family plan. When i left she opened her own bank account and purchased a cell phone in her name only. Now you need to know that she complained about the cell service we where using, said that the quality of the calls and the areas she need to make calls in she had no tower.
And some of that is true.

I had a year of contract left on the cell phones we where using, so i am still paying for both of them and she is paying her own cell bill. Which puts us in a little bit of a finacial bind but not bad.

The new bank account is in her name only, and she still has her name on our other account, so here is the problem she was writing checks out of our account and the only money going into that account is from my check. So i told her that i did not want her writing checks from that account with out asking me first, since i dont have access to her account.
That is when her head exploded and started turning around backwards. So this morning i have my own check book and her debit card.

I guess i am in the dog house again! I just want some feed back, am i being a dick? Do you think i am wrong? And does this sound unresonable?
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Twisted

I hate these things

One of my commenters wanted to know if i ever think about anything besides women and sex.
I had to think about this for a minute.................yes i do think about beer and eating sometimes!

My stepson found one of those little beauties in the house last night, those nasty ole scorpions. So it is officially summer in my neck of the woods. I hate those damn mean looking insects. They are never up to any good in my opinion. I remember when i was a young one and i got stung by one of those things. I was laying in the floor of our house watching t.v. late one night, everyone else had gone to bed.
I was all sprawled out enjoying a little alone time with the t.v. when the the little bastard walked up to me and said " look a fat bastard lying on the floor relaxing" i think i will take this as a chance to sting his fat ass and see how quick he can jump up off the floor. He stung me and i screamed like a girl and jumped to my feet! My stepdad came running out of his bedroom and wanted to know what the hell was going on! I said i dont know i think someone shot me, or stabbed me in the side.
We turned the lights on and the little bastard was making tracks to the front door!
Well i was the last person he ever stung!

So see i do think about other things besides women and sex! LOL
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Twisted

Examples

Ok now here are a couple of examples of the type of women that i like. I know that when both of them were at the top of the weight scale i did not find them quite as attractive as when they were a little lighter! But i would not kick either of them out of bed at any time. I find both of them very sexy, and those curves and big hips
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH want a man would not do to get to spend a little time holding on to them!










Of course i find this one very attractive as well. She has such a nice set of DSL'S! I hope i dont have to explain that to you folks. Of course i am talking about the one in the center.

I want to thank all of you for visiting my blog, and reading the crazy shit i write. I dont really have an agenda, i just write what i think.

And thanks for turning me on to your blogs and the way you think!
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Twisted

Is that good for you?

Ok i want to know what the deal is! Does everyone in the world really think you have to eat healthy and look like a twig? Do women really think men are attracted to the i just fell out of a tree stick look? I mean i like a woman with some meat on her bones.
I like the curvy look, the full figured look. I want something to hold on to when i grab my gal.

I want to be able to fill a women laying next to me, dont want to roll over and smash her flat.
But i guess that people want to be fit so they can live forever. Nothing sexier than a 70 year old woman in good shape wearing something sexy! NOT!

I know i eat and drink things that are not healthy. I love fried food and the more fat the better!
I like full flavored beer, no light stuff for me. I like real coke with my mixed drinks, no diet for me!
I know that when i die i want them to look at the body and say son of a bitch! That bodies looks like shit, it looks like someone lived in it! I dont want a body that looks all good and in shape, i want to look dead!!
Well enough venting for me today!
Twisted

Funny

You know it is funny how life works out. I decided to start this blog just for the fun of it. And maybe just to vent a little. I dont blog about the best things in life or the worst. Just things that happen to me, and my crazy life.
I think it is cool that other people read this and find it interesting. I think blogs are very useful and can really help you decide what you do in life, and where you might want to go.

I think it is cool that maybe i can make some new friends and learn about other peoples life thru there blogs as well. I know that life is hard all over and we all have things that happen to us that we dont understand. And i am glad that my silly shit sometimes helps other people by putting
a smile on there face or making them just forget there problems for awhile.
thanks again for the comments, and feel free to email me if you dont want to comment on the
site morallytwizted@yahoo.com
Twisted

Is this it?

Ever wake up in the morning and think where the hell am i and how did i get here? I had one of those mornings today. I turned the alarm off instead of hitting snooze and woke up about 45 minutes later than i usally do. I always have my alarm set for about an hour before i really need to get up.
I am one of those kind of people that wake right up in the mornings. I dont have to smoke a half a pack of cigs, or drink a gallon of coffee to wake up. I dont smoke or drink coffee so that may be the reason i dont have too.
I crawled out of bed this morning, crawled into the shower and attempted to get clean. I think i did a pretty good job sleep washing!
Put my clothes on and stumbled thru the house, found all my stuff i carry everyday, keys, small flashlight, a few breath mints.
But for some reason chose not to get my wallet! I drive 50 miles to work each day and got all the way here and then realized i left my wallet at home. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What a dumbass i am sometimes! I dont even have a good reason for being so sluggish this morning. I was in bed by 10:00 last night and slept like a log!
Well so far the morning has been a little better, good thing i can charge my lunch or i would be one unhappy fat guy about noon.
Well i hope everyone elses morning was better than mine, and have a good rest of the day!
Twisted

Thanks

I have been getting alot of comments lately and i want to say thanks! It is nice to know that other people are reading about the serious, and sometimes silly shit in your life. I know that sometimes life seems so boring to each of us, but other people find it intresting and i am sure in my case strange!
I know that i find it very intresting to see how other people live and that things that they think and the way they affect them. So thanks again for dropping by and leaving me a comment.
And check out this ladies site if you get the chance.
Twisted

No missing fingers

Well the big 4th of july holiday is over. And man was it a good time, nothing like some beer,burgers and fireworks.
Spent 3 days celebrating firworks day. Spent one day at a buddy of mines house, for swimming and food and drink.
Spent a night at my moms for burgers and swimming, and spent the 4th at my sisters house for beer burgers and fireworks.
It was great to spend time with my family and friends and great that the kids have all there fingers.
Even though the comments dont show it, looks like some folks have been checking out my blog, i want to say welcome and thanks for dropping by to read my stories about life.
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Twisted

Back to the funny pages!

Well i guess i should return to my original plan for this blog. I started this to share some stories that happened to me that may explain why i feel like i am morallytwisted.
But it has turned in to a place for me to vent about the things that are currently happening in my life. I know we all have problems and most peoples are worse than mine!

And who wants to read about an old fat guy and his marital problems. I know i don't. LOL
But before i change the subject check out this guy.
He has a few things to say about life and the things that cause it.

I dont really remember where i left off with my life history, and much to lazy to read back and find out. So i will tell you about a girl i followed around with. It was during my first serious relationship.
I was dating the chick i lost my virginity too, she was 17 at the time and i was 21. So she could not go out to the clubs and party.
I was hanging with one of my best buds all the time, and he had a chick that was in love with him that would party with us alot. She had a friend that was a few years older than me, and was slim and trim. I don't usually go for the skinny girls but I made an exception for her!

She had a little boy, and no hubby. We hung around a few times together and partied. So one night we were staying at my buddies house and had a few to many to drink. We were sleeping on the floor and I decided to go for the goodies. I did get a little stinky finger and was trying to play hide the Winnie but she was not up for it that night.
So we crashed. No you need to know that my buddy was always up by 7:00 every morning.
I don't care if you partied until 4:00 he would be up at 7:00.
I wake up about 6:45 that morning to her playing with my cock, I think ok looks like she is ready for some action. I roll over she climbs on top, and has the sweetest tightest pussy and outstanding control. I can feel her squeeze me with every stroke, things where looking up that morning for sure.
I am enjoying this action, and noticed that it is about 7:45. I think wow my buddy is sleeping in!
Just about the time she gets a good rhythm going and i hear his bedroom door open and that pretty much kills the mood for her!

I dated her several more times and only one other time did i have the chance to partake of her sweetness. I had to much to drink and told her how much i cared about her and her little boy and that was the end of it. I watched her for several more years and she did the same thing with alot of guys, they got close to her and she got gone!
She is married now and i have seen her a few times over the last few years and she seem very happy.
Well if anyone else besides me is reading this, leave me a comment!
Twisted