Yep I am here

Can't think of anything important to post about today. So I won't.
Just wanted you to know that I am here and busy at work today. Have a wonderful tuesday!

A new week

Yep it is back to work time. Monday, the day most people hate. The day that starts your whole week off. If your monday sucks I am sure we feel like the rest of the week will too. Or if you have a good monday maybe the rest of the week will be great too.

Either way it is monday and a new week is starting. I am ready to get too it. Get this week going so we can get it over with. Ready for a new weekend and all the fun it brings!

I had a wonderful weekend with the wife and the kids. We went out to eat, and I fired the smoker up for the first time this year and smoked us a pork loin and some ribs, so we ate well this weekend. And I got to spend some quality time with her. So not getting to see her during the week makes me really look forward to the weekends.

Not much else to talk about today, so I guess this is it.
Have a wonderful Monday
Twisted

Friday

Well we made it to the end of the week!! Just a few more hours and the weekend will begin. I am excited. I get to see the wife tonight and spend some time with her and her kids. Looks like my 2 have plans of there own tonight so they won't be with me.
So I should have a wonderful weekend! I hope you do too.

Well since it is friday, alot of people around here go home early. So the stupid quota will be down a little. That should make for a nice relaxing day. You know I reall should not complain about work as much as I do. I really do have a wonderful job and a great place to work. I really do love my job, it requires some quick thinking on y0ur feet sometimes, but not really anything to hard.
I bitch about the stupid folks but really most of our users are just to busy to figure out why the computer or printer won't work. And most are really appreciative of the work we do and the quick response they get when they call the help desk.

Well I guess that is it for today.
Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.
Later
Twisted

Stupid People Thursday

No HNT for me, I like SPT instead. Yep I work with some of the dumbest people in the state. I think this place is a magnet for stupid folks. I think some of these people need help getting dressed in the mornings.

I really think that there mom dresses them then puts them on the bus with a note pinned to there shirt telling the bus driver where to drop them off for work.

I guess I should realize that not all adults between the ages of 21 and 41 have seen a computer before. I guess if you lived in a cave all your life with not utilities then you would not know what a computer is. My question is, how do you get thru med school with out ever using a computer?
How do you complete a nursing degree and not know how to turn a computer on?
Hell how are you going to chart a patient if you can not use a computer?

Well now that I have that off my chest. Tell me something about a stupid co-worker at your office!
Later
Twisted

Happy Hump Day

We are on the down hill side of the week now. Just 2 more days and it is the weekend. I sure look forward to the weekends. Since that is the time I get to spend with the wife. I sure miss her alot during the week.

But I think the time apart has done both of us some good, makes you realize what is important to you.

Don't have much to blog about today. Not much going on. I did get to spend some time chatting with an old friend last night, that was good. I had been missing her.

Well that's it today, going to leave you with a funny email I got this morning.


This is too funny……..I needed this laugh this morning….











Today's Ebonic word:

OMELETTE

Let's use it in a sentence...


"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
slide.



Later
Twisted

If your a leftist liberal don't read this

Ok this is going to piss some folks off, but then why should I care if you bleeding heart liberals are pissed off?

I read alot of blogs, I know I should be working, but how much fun is that? I like to read what other people blog. I like to see what the rest of you folks think.

But here is the deal, I am not the smartest guy in town, and probably don't blog with the best intentions sometimes. But I want to stand up and say that I support our President and I support the war in Iraq. I know that the vice pres. shot his buddy in the face, and then tried to act like nothing happened, and that is bullshit. But being a good ole boy myself I know that accidents do happen. Sure they should have just come out and admitted what happened.
But if i shot my buddy in the face on accident there would have been a small article in the paper and nothing else said or done.

We as citizens of the good ole US of A have the freedom to express our views, and we should. But I am real tired of all you bleeding heart liberals constantly putting the President and his ideas down. We started something In Iraq and we should stay until it is finished!
He is not the sharpest stick in the pile, but we should support him and stand by his policies and if you don't like the way this country is being run, then pack your shit and get the hell out of it.

Go live with some of those bomb building turban wearing, sanding walking gut eaters. See what they have to say about your belly acheing!
Later
Twisted

Its monday already???

I had a wonderful weekend. The wife decided to come down on friday night instead of waiting until saturday. So we went out for a quick supper and then headed to the shop for some beer drinking and bullshitting. I don't know why but my girls really like to hang out with the car nuts.
The wife was not to excited about going over there, but once we got there and she had a few cold ones she was laughing her ass off at us dumbasses.

We stayed until about 10:30 then slip and slid our way home. We had some really nice winter weather here this weekend. A little snow and some sleet, just enough to make the roads nice and slick. But I really don't mind that kind of weather or driving in it, as long as the rest of the dummy's watch what they are doing. We got home and retired to the bedroom and I remembered why it is that I loved sleeping with my wife so much. It is just amazing and the best lovin a man can ask for. That's all the details you get!

Saturday I went and got us some doughnuts, and her some coffee. I don't drink the stuff so I don't even have a coffee maker now. We layed around saturday morning until she had to leave to go with her mom to a play.

She was back about 7:00 and we took my girls out to eat. Then back home for some more lovin, and yesterday was about the same. She had to leave about 4:00 to get home in time for her kids to come back home from there dad's.

That is about it for my weekend, lots of good times with the wife. And yes a few months ago I could not stand the thought of her, and yes maybe that was the way I felt. But we all make mistakes and she and I have both realized that there is no one else in the world for us, and that we want our marriage to work.
Later
Twisted

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

Damn we made it to another weekend. I know I love my job and all that shit, and I do. But I sure am glad that the weekend is here and I get to spend sometime with my wife. She is supposed to be here saturday afternoon.
She had some previous plans so that is the best we can do with such short notice. And I can not wait!
Not much else going on. Girls are out of school today and monday. So I am sure we will all be ready for tuesday real soon. No really they are pretty good girls. And they are starting to come around to my way of thinking on the subject of me and the wife getting back together.
You know a little beating goes along way! LOL

Well have a wonderful weekend, and do something exciting so we can all hear about it on monday.
Later
Twisted

This is harder than I thought

Hey whats happening in blog world today? Things are still good here, except for the fact that neither of us are getting any sleep. Again last night we talked until about midnight or later. Started the call around 9:30.
Now being the old fucker that I am, I need to get some sleep. I don't work very well with only 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night. We have discussed this, and we even started hanging up last night about 10:30.
But you can see that it did not work very well. I even had to call her about 4 times this morning after 6:00 until she heard the phone and got up. She has to be at work at 7:00 so I know she had to rush around this morning. Which we all know that sucks.
So I guess the wife and I are going to have to figure out how to talk less, or make the move to get moved in together quicker. But we have discussed that too, and really want to wait until at least summer before we make that move.

So here I sit again this morning, trying no to doze off and work, but I do have a big smile on my face because I have my one true love back in my life.

Well I am going to get up and walk around so I don't crash here at my desk.
Later
Twisted

It is a wonderful morning

Well things are great this morning. The wife and small child came up last night. We all went out as a family and had supper and then they spent the night. So I had a wonderful valentines day.

I just did not realize how much I missed the wife. I knew I still loved her, but it was wonderful being able to sleep next to her last night. To just lay there and talk and kiss and hold each other.
I thank the good lord that we talked and we are going to work thru our problems and make this marriage work.
We did have alot of fun together before, and she sure makes me smile. We are like 2 high school kids, I know that we need to be careful and take this slow. And we have talked about that alot, but I can tell that she really cares about us, and really wants to change to make things work.

So how was your valentines day?
Later
Twisted

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

I hope you all have a wonderful valentines day. I really appreciate you ladies commenting about the things that go on in my life. It may not be the most exciting thing, but it is one hell of a ride.

You sure know how to keep me straight and you make me smile with all the nice things you have to say to me.

So I hope you all the best on this lovers holday.

Later

Twisted

I know it is hard to believe

Good monday morning. I see that most of us made it thru another weekend. Which is a good thing, I like to wakeup on modays alive. Of course I like to wake alive every morning it sure makes the day alot better.
I know that Sonya is dieing to know how my weekend turned out, but no one could guess what happened to me this weekend.
So I guess I will just have to tell you.

I left early friday from work, went to lunch with a couple of my work buddies. On the way back to the hospital to drop them off I get a call from soon to be ex-wife. She calls and wants to know if I would like to meet her for supper friday night. I asked her why she even wanted to see me, being a man I still think it is because of sex, but she explains that she will have her kids with her.
Mine girls were at there mom's house this weekend. So I tell her if she wants to have supper with me that I will meet her. I go home and tell my girls that they are invited if they want to go, of course they decline that invitation. I meet the soon to be ex about 6:45. She gives me a hug and we sit down for dinner. Her little girl is smiling from ear to ear, and won't quit telling me about stuff, she is 5. About 5 minutes after I get there, the baby leans across the table and says I love you Paul. Man that broke my heart.
We eat and talk and the baby sits in my lap, then she gives me a valentine card and some candy hearts (they are my favorites). She said that the baby picked them out.
Well things are going ok, and supper is over, we walk out to the car and I ask if I can have a kiss, I get one and then we have a few more, I can tell that she is a little upset but she does not say anything just goodbye.
I go over to the buddies house to drink whiskey and help him assemble his kids new toy, of course we drank whiskey and watched movies and forgot about the toy.

I get up about 8:30 saturday morning for a fishing trip. The ex calls to see what is going on, now I am still thinking that she wants something but can just not put my finger on it. I talk for a while and tell her I sent her a email about 3:45 saturday morning. I get a email back from her telling me that she loves me more than anything else in the world, that she made a horrible mistake letting me leave with out telling me, and that she not only lost her husband but her best friend. I get a little choked up about it.
This is about 5:45 saturday night and the crazy chick is supposed to be over about 6:00. I message her that I am in a bad mood and don't bother coming over, of course this causes her to freak and want to know what is wrong. I just ignore her and call my little sister. She comes over to see me and I tell her everything that has happened, all about the crazy chick and the things that the ex wrote me in the email.
We talk for awhile and my sisters told me that she just wants to see me happy. I did not expect that from her, but I sure am glad she said it.
So I called the soon to be ex sunday morning and told her that if she wanted to try and work things out, that I was willing.
She does, she also told me that letting me leave was the worst mistake she ever made and that she has been miserable for the last 3 months with out me.
Now my girls are not to happy about it all, but we are going to try and work things out. We are going to try real hard.

So that was my weekend, I tried to call crazy yesterday to tell her, but she wont answer her phone.
Later
Twisted

Nothing

Have not really had anything to post about lately. Not to much going on. I guess that is really a good thing, that I don't have anything crazy going on.
I have decided that I really am a dick. I have finally turned the man part of me on, full steam. I am sure that I am capable of loving someone and caring about them, but I have turned that off for now.

If you are wondering what I am talking about let me explain. The crazy chick has 2 children, they are 16 and 14 and on the verge of spending some time in jail in the near future. Crazy has a car and a pickup, the car has been broken for sometime. So monday she calls me crying that the boy won't fix her car, her computer is broken, her pickup will not shift into gear like it should, and her neighbor will not take her to town to get some parts.
My response, sorry maybe your day will get better!
I know she wanted me to be the man and offer to save the world for her. But I don't really want to get involved with all ther shit. I just don't need the headaches.
Hell I am just using her for sex, I will admit that I have let her hang around a little more than I should have in the last couple of weeks.

I will admit that last night when I dropped the kids off at church that I did go to her house and work on her computer. And I did take her to town to swap out a part when I picked the girls up. So I probably did a bad thing by helping her out. Maybe Maybe not. Only time will tell.

Other than that not much else happening around our house. Until something does.....Later
Twisted

And she said..........

Good monday morning class. Today we are going to learn why twisted is slipping off the deep end. It is an amusing tale. I guess I should not complain, live is very exciting now.

You know the crazy chick? Well I took her to the movies friday night. The girls wanted to go see a movie and I did not want to watch that movie (when a stranger calls) hell anyone over 20 has seen that movie several times. The crazy chick and I went a saw glory road. I highly recommend that movie. I even let her come over to the house after the movie and hang out with the girls and I. It was cool.
Now the thing you need to remember is that the soon to be ex-wife called me thursday night and we talked for about 3 hours. I still think she is just horny and wants some of the good stuff (meaning me of course) LMAO. Well the crazy chick is sitting on the the couch and the soon to be ex calls, it is about midnight friday night. I talk to her for a very short time and get her off the phone, of course I am straight with the crazy chick and tell her that the ex has been calling me alot.
Fast forward to saturday, I have some papers that the soon to be ex is needing, she calls a few times saturday and wants me to meet her to drop the papers off. I do around 1:30 saturday afternoon. Nothing but here you go and I leave.
Crazy chick and I had plans to have dinner saturday night while my kids went to dinner with there mom and her family. Crazy and I go have steak, she treats, and my kids and ex number 1 are having dinner at the same place, no biggie.
We finish dinner and go to the house to pick my kids up, buddy from work calls and wants us to come over and drink a few cool ones. We are on the way there about 9:30 saturday night and
soon to be ex calls again. Says she just wants to know what I am doing, of course I have not told her about crazy chick. So I talk for a few and get her off the phone, the girls, crazy and I go to buddies house and have some cool ones.
We get home late, put the kids to bed and she goes home.

Sunday the girls had to go take family pics with there mom and her folks. I call soon to be
ex, and ask her why she keeps calling me. She says no reason, she is just curious what I am doing. We talk awhile then I take a nap, and go to a super bowl party, the girls hung out with crazy cause she rented them some movies.

So there you have it. I don't know what is going on. Seems like soon to be ex is checking me out for some reason. I will admit, I would not turn her down if she wanted to have some sex, but then agian I can get it when I want from crazy.
I don't what will happen, but stay tuned!
Later
Twisted

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

Yep we made it to the end of the week. WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That is my I am glad it is friday yell. I was starting to think that I would not make it to the end of the week. And on the pager front it was a nice and quiet night. I was so tired when I left here yesterday that I went home and took a nap. I slept for about an hour then the girls and I had some supper.
I feel a little more rested this morning, I had planned to go to bed around 10:00 last night but that did not happen.

The soon to be ex-wife called me about 9:55 and we talked until midnight. She used some bullshit excuse about the taxes to call. I know that she just wanted to talk to me! LOL
I can be an asshole, but I can also be one of the nicest guys you ever met. We talked about old times and I think she was just a little horny. To bad for her that we live 60 miles apart.
She did mention that the sex was good and that she missed it, and that we had alot more good times than bad. I reminded her that the last 6 months were alot more bad than good. I did tell her I was sorry if I hurt her and that I did miss her sometimes too. But I also told her that she will get over missing me and that she just needs to get laid. Of course I did not mention that I had got laid and it sure helped to get over her a little quicker.
Somethings are just better left unsaid. We talked until about midnight and my cell phone went dead. I did tell her next time she is desperate for some conversation, that she knows my number!

Well have a wonderful weekend. I think the girls and I will catch a movie this weekend and just chill out.
Later Twisted

Yesterday Part 2

Well today is not any better. I usally go to bed about 10:00 at night. Hardly ever stay up later than that on a work night, I mean like never. Except for last night, I got on the computer after I picked the girls up from church. It was about 8:20 played a few games of starcraft and then about 9:00 decided to get my chat on. I like to hang out in yahoo chat sometimes and chat up the ladies (or the 60 year old black men pretending to be ladies).
So I get a message from this chick and we start to chat. She is from a town not to far from me. She is single or divorced, but does have a boyfriend, we started out talking about silly shit them moved to sex, then moved on to serious life stuff.
Next think I know it is midnight. We are having a good time chatting, and the pager from work goes off, nothing to serious. I was able to remote in and take care of it with out to much grief.

We keep chatting and it is getting close to midnight, I tell her we need to get off the computers and go to bed. We do. I am just fixing to lay down and the pager goes off. I call the hospital and the shit hits the fan. I have to call our director at 2:00 this morning, he gets invloved and has to come to the hospital, he calls me about 3:15 and tells me to go to bed, he has been here every since that time.

I came in about 7:00 and it has been assholes and elbows since. Hell I just now had time to update this damn blog. Of course I know you all were waiting for my update.
So if I am ignoring you today, bite my tired ass!!!
Later
Twisted

This is one hell of a day already

For those who don't know I work in a IS dept at a health care facility. Because of my job I get to carry a pager. What this means is that if something goes wrong with our computers or the network, I get paged to call the hospital. Now this pays pretty good even if you don't get paged. So being the greedy single parent that I am, I chose to carry the pager when ever they will let me.
Which means that I get to carry it at least once a month. And you carry it from friday until the next friday. So I have the pager this week.
It has not been too bad. I had a couple pages this weekend and was able to remote in from home and take care of the problems. Then I had a page this morning, about 6:15. I was already awake so I just had to get out of bed and remote in and clear a printer que. But the printer would not work so I got dressed and woke the girls up and told them they would have to walk to the bus stop, and came on in to work.

Then the shit hit the fan, we started getting calls that a server was down. Then other servers, and we had to page the boss and the network admin to come in. Ended up being a power problem in a switch closet. But we just got our connection to the internet back up about 30 minutes ago. So I have been on the phone all morning explaining why the internet was down to folks who should have been working and not surfing the internet! Don't they know that is our job. We can surf the web and blog all day, but they need to get there asses to work!!!
Really has been fun here this morning. I like when the day starts up with a bang, hell it is almost lunch time and we just took our first break of the day!

So that has been my exciting day. And it looks like it will only get better.

Later
Twisted