Is it real or is it memorix?

If you know what the title means, your showing your age. Ever get the feeling that life is just one big circle jerk and your the pivot man. I don't know if the ladies will understand that last question. If you don't send me a email and I will explain it to you.

I know that I am more full of shit than most people, and can tell some pretty good stories myself. I think that maybe we get carried away with our stories sometimes and don't realize that people are taking them for granted. I know I have laid it on a little thick myself sometimes. I think it is easier to communicate with people you have never seen in person. I don't know why that is, but I think it happens.

Thanks for all the comments and encouraging words. And cutie, good luck on that smoking thing!

I was thinking of a story to tell you today. And I remember a good one that happened to me when I was a young lad. So here it goes

I was in high school, freshman year. Back then I was a little guy, only about 5'9 and about 150. I had one hell of a growth spurt my junior year.
Well I was in FFA, some people may not know what that is. Future Farmers of America. We went on field trips to the farm and ranch shows, we learned about growing crops, caring for animals, I had a few hogs and i showed them in the fair. At that time the fair in your town was in the park, they had a few rides and some food stands and the animal shows and that was about it.

It was late one night and i was walking back to the snack barn and a girl whistled at me. I know i was as shocked as you were. I looked around and she pointed at me and montioned for me to come over to where she was. I was a little reluctant but i did go. She introduced herself, told me i was cute and that she would like to spend some time getting to know me. I thought this was a little strange, but what the hell.
We hung around the rest of the fair together, had a few kisses and held hands but that was that. When the fair ended she gave me her number and told me to call her. Well my folks would not let me call long distance and she lived a few towns from me so i did not call her.

Fast forward a year and it was fair time again, have almost forgot about her. But she remembered me, we meet up again and she followed me around like a puppy. Now as a guy, i thought this was totally wierd and kind of tried to blow her off. I was thinking what the hell is wrong with a girl that she works that hard trying to get a fella.
So i tried to avoid her and she took the hint.

My junior and senior year i did not see her at the fair and did not think a thing about her. I had a few girlfriends and she was not on my mind. Well my senior prom i went stag, long story. But i will be damned i showed up in my 3 piece suit, riding my motorcycle, and this chick is there with a guy i was graduating with. She came running up to me and wanted to dance the rest of the time with me. Well i was not fred astaire so i declined. She wanted me to take her home. I explained i was on a motorcycle and she came to the prom with someone else, and that i did not think that was a good idea. She begged, i declined and even left the prom early to get away from her!
Damn crazy chick!

Ok she eneded up marrying a guy from my town, i would see them from time to time but avoided her like a bad case of V.D.
Fast forwad about 3 years, our town has a big alumni party every year, all the graduates that can return to town for a weekend and tie one on!
I was single and drinking a bottle of liquor, went to the dance with a buddy of mine with the idea of getting tore up and falling down drunk. AND THERE SHE WAS! I could not beleive it, she approaches me and says "you don't know who i am do you?" I explain that yes i knew who she was, and what do you want?
She said that she wanted to dance with me, i asked about her husband and she said it was cool with him.
Now you have to remember i had been drinking most of the day, and was in the mood to really lay on some bullshit.
We start dancing, she wants to know what i have been doing all these years? My answer, thinking about you!
I went on to tell her how wrong i was to run from her, how much better my life would have been with her.
How much i had been thinking about her, and how i wish we could leave together. With big puppy dog eyes she looks up at me and says, well i have 3 kids now, and i am sure your not intrested in me. I explain that if anything every happens to her and her husband to look me up i would be waiting!
She floated off the dance floor and i stumbled back to my bottle.
See i really am full of shit most of the time! Hey check out The stories of DG
now that is some fine funny reading. If you have a warped sense of humor.
Later
Twisted

Some updates

I know i seem to get a little carried away on here sometimes. Of course since no one knows who i really am, i guess this is a good place to get carried away. I like the fact that you can rant and rave on here and at times it has really helped me get thru the day. I guess we all need an outlet and this is a good one.

Ok back to the title. I am sure you tired of hearing about it, but i think i have this copenhagen addiction whipped! My head is clear today, i dont feel all jittery and those lifesavers ( wintergreen) really are life savers! So i realize i
can overcome an addiction if i need to. Know if i could just quit eating like that, i would be slim and trim.
But lets face it we all have to have some vice.

The next update, i went to the hospital to see my dad last night, and he is moving out of ICU today. He is on the road to recovery. I had big tears in my eyes when i told him that God saved him for a reason and he needs to find out what that reason is. You know it is a mess when 2 grown men are crying like babies.
I want to thank all of your for your thoughts and prayers. Miracles do happen.
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Twisted

Tobacco free Monday

Yep looks like i did it, made it thru the weekend tobacco free. And living at my house that is real tuff thing! Of course i did use several cold beers to forget about it. The tabacco urge.

Friday and saturday where kind of bad, but the last 2 days have been alot better. My head has almost stopped hurting, and i am not as dizy. Of course some of the dizzy may just be me! LOL

Had a good visit with my mom and sisters this weekend, we had dinner yesterday afternoon. I sure enjoy spending time with my family. I like to hear the kids running thru the house. And of course it dont hurt a thing to eat some good cooking. I have noticed that since i gave up that nasty expensive nicotne habit, that things taste alot different. I mean i dont need near as much salt as i did before.

Well i guess i am thru rambling now. Need to get some work done this morning, it is monday and the crazies must have worked this weekend, because there are broke computers everywhere!

Thanks for all the support, with kicking the habit i think i will make thru.
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Twisted

The best day of the week

Well made it to friday again. TGIF! Well it is not really that bad. I dont look for the end of the week every week, but i have this week.
Work has been a little slow, i guess it is dumb people vacation week or something. Have not had any real good calls this week. Did get to spend some time chatting this week with a special friend. A few very special phone calls, but other than that the week has kind of drug along.

So i am glad to see the weekend coming along. I do have some excitment to talk about. Being the hick that i am
i have dipped copenhagen for about the last 20 years, i know it is a nasty habit, makes your breath stink and your teeth nasty, but damn it! If it was good enough for my grandma it was good enough for me!
I have decided to quit dipping, quit the nicotene addiction. And boy let me tell you, it is a bitch to kick! I dont think i have ever had headaches like this in my life, and i walk around like i am drunk, or stoned. Hell yesterday on the way to work, i woke up and wondered if i was on the right hi-way!
I dont know what they put in tobacco to make it addictive, but i think it might be herion or oxy-cotton or some other kind of damn good drug. Because i am shaking and sweating and damn i think i am seeing stars and rainbows and pink elephants!!!! Ok i'm back now, what a trip. I was going to go to the ER and see what they would give me to help the cravings, but i dont think they have anything as strong as this addiction!

Well i will try and survive this weekend, so wish me luck. I think i will just stop and get a 12 pack of miller on the way home, hell that is real redneck beer!
Later
Twisted
p.s. I am thinking about you ME.

Ok i guess i need to find some new Phrases

Ok i guess from all the comments on the last post that maybe i may be a little on the hickish side. And i thought all along that color on the back of my neck was from sitting outside to much! Well i still ain't changing i guess i will just have to die a redneck. But you know i really dont care. Hell i even found a list about my heritage.
Enjoy

You might be a redneck if

1. Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
2. Your prenuptual agreement mentions chickens.
3. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
4. You have a relative living in your garage.
5. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
6. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
7. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
8. None of the tires on your van are the same size.
9. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
10. Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
11. Your town put the new garbage truck in the christmas parade.
12. Your local beauty salon also fixeds cars.
13. Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
14. You have slowed danced in the waffle house.
15. Starting your car involves popping the hood.
16. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
17. You whistle at women in church.
18. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
19. You have been in a fist fight at a yard sale.
20. You carrry a flyswatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back.
    

Ok it is question day again

I have been called on the carpet. I have been told I am old fashioned and the sayings I use are only from my great state of Oklahoma. I have not been told I am a hick yet, but I think it was implied! Can you believe it?
I know I come across as well versed and educated. Maybe even a little snobbish.
So imagine my surprise when I was labeled.
Ok maybe I resemble, I mean resent those statements. I am sure if you have read the previous posts you will know that I think we are influenced by our rasin'. I think as kids we pick up a lot of things from our parents and our surroundings. This is not a bad thing, but I guess if your from another part of the country you might just not understand some of the things I say. I guess this is turning into a " you might be a redneck thing".

So to the questions. I am going to throw some sayings or expressions out there and you tell me if you have every heard or even maybe used them your selves. If I don't get anyone out in blog land to agree that these aren't weird or
Oklahoma only sayings, I guess I will break down and buy me a dictionary and start reading up.
So here they are

1. Parkin- Me and my gal was out parkin and got busted by her old man.
2. Ate up with it- I can't seem to get that girl out of my mind, i think i am ate up with it.
3. Funbags- Damn would you look at the size of the funbags on the gal.

Well those are the only ones i can think of at this time. Cmon on folks tell me what you think, am i a hick. Or those only Oklahoma says?
I need to know so leave me a comment about them.
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Twisted

Yep i made it thru another night

I made it thru another night, and woke up alive. Yea for me! Sometimes i feel a little old in the mornings, yea i take a few minutes to get up and around. I creak and pop and hope my joints work.
Ok maybe it is not that bad, but sometimes it sure seems like it. I guess old age is sitting in and it sucks. Or maybe it is just because i am a fat ass and i dont get any exercise. It is one of those 2 things for sure.

It is raining again here this morning. It has rained almost every morning for the last 4 days. Rain is very unusual for
august in Oklahoma. Hell people will have to mow grass at christmas this year. Sure am glad i live in an apartment
and someone else has to do the mowing. I dont really hate to mow grass, it is all that walking and standing!
Not to mention the heat and grass clippings all over the place. Ok maybe i do hate mowing!

When i was in high school i worked at a golf course and had to spend all day mowing grass. Pushing a mower around 9 holes of golf all day in the summer was an experience i wont soon forget. I think i did all the mowing
a man needs for a lifetime. I did like working there. I had a killer tan that summer, and all i had to wear to work was tennis shoes and shorts. Of course i did not have this big beer belly then so i looked a little better with my tshirt off.

You know i want to unload a little here today. I dont understand why people cant get to work on time, how hard is it to get your ass up out of bed and get to work??? I hate slackers and people who cant get up and get to work!!! I have to drive an hour to work each morning, 50 miles of 2 lane back roads. I get to work at least
45 minutes early, and most of the time i am here an hour early. I know there is no reason to get here that early, but i like to leave the house in plenty of time. What if i had a flat or car trouble or an accident. I would still be at work on time! I know it takes me an hour to get here, so i leave 2 hours early.
If it takes you 20 minutes to get to work, you need to leave at least 30 minutes before time to be there.
Example work starts at 8:00, you live 30 minutes away. Should you A. leave at 7:50 B. leave at 7:30 Or B. leave at 7:15 7:15 would be the correct answer! So to all you lazy slackers out there GET TO FUCKING
WORK ON TIME! Thank you

By the way i have 50 gmail accounts to give away. If you want one send me an email begging. morallytwizted@gmail.com.
If you dont know about gmail check it out at gmail.com. You get over 2 gigs of free storage space. It rocks
Oh and naked pics of the ladies get first dibs! LMAO
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Twisted

50 things about me

Well I decided to list a few things about myself
50 to be exact, that is if I can think of that many
here goes nothing.

1. I like myself everyday. ( don't have to worry about me every committing suicide
2. When I was younger I was going to be a preacher.
3. When I was a little guy I wanted to be a trashman ( I thought riding on the back of a truck was cool.
4. I love my job.
5. I don't always love the people at my job.
6. I love my girls more than life its self.
7. I love my momma.
8. I am trying to love my daddy.
9. I have been married 3 times.
10. I have had less than 10 sexual partners.
11. I was a virgin until I was 21.
12. I love to eat.
13. I love to cook.
14. I know I need to lose weight, but I don't try very hard to do it.
15. I love kissing as much as the sexual act.
16. I love giving oral sex to women.
17. My favorite food to eat out is Mexican.
18. My favorite meal to cook and eat is meatloaf, fried potatoes and a nice salad.
19. I don't eat my veggies like I should.
20. Some time I amaze myself when working on computer problems. ( I fix them and wonder how I did it)
21. I like wearing briefs better than boxers, but I like going without better.
22. Red is my favorite color.
23. I love to grow plants, and want a big vegetable garden.
24. I hate living in town, and would rather live in the country.
25. I like to turn the radio up loud and sing along in the car.
26. I own more country music than any other kind.
27. I like to listen to rap music.
28. I don't like opera music at all.
29. I have never been outside of the USA.
30. I don't really have a desire to travel outside of the USA.
31. I would love to live in Wyoming, even in the winter.
32. I am making this list and I should be working.
33. I had big crowds and sometimes get a little freaked out by them.
34. I don't like small spaces and maybe a little claustrophobic.
35. I love fishes and have a 75 gallon fish tank.
36. Dont care to much for cats, more of a dog person.
37. I like to fish , but have not been in 3 years.
38. I like wathing movies better at home than in the theather.
39. I would love to spend a whole day in bed with a woman, only getting up to eat.
40. I like to cuddle.
41. I like to lay on the couch with alover and just watch t.v.
42. I watch way to much t.v.
43. I could be a compulsive gambler, thats why i dont go.
44. I want a house in the middle of the woods, where no one can see me and i cant see them.
45. I like my house dark during the day, and it drives most women crazy.
46. I love God and need to pay more attention to what he has to say.
47. I pray alot.
48. And they get answered.
49. I like old john wayne westerns alot.
50. I am just me and dont plan to change, so good thing i like me!
    

I'm Here

Well i am here, ready to take on another day of fun at the ole saw mill. You know it is funny some of the things we say that we picked up from our parents or grandparents. I know that i listen to alot of old country music and really like it. I know i picked that up from my grandparents.

I like to listen to blues and soul music, i know i picked that up from my mom. I remember as a little boy trying to go to sleep with James Brown and Aretha Franklin blaring in the background. My mom liked to clean at night after we had went to bed, so she would turn up the tunes on the old record player and get to cleaning. I would holler out of my room and ask her to turn it down so we could go to sleep. I know that sounds funny, the kid telling the mom to turn the music down. I now love listening to those performers. I know as i get older i feel closer to my roots and the things i remember as a young man. I know i miss fishing with my grandpa, and the times we had together.

I guess it is just part of life, we really dont know what we had until it is gone. I was reminded today and a few days ago about how old i am. I mentioned parking to a friend and they cracked up. Told me that parking was old fashioned and when i said that it reminded them of there parents. I guess things do change, and depending on
where and when you grew up. I know i had some good times out "parking" and would still love to do a little parking. I guess making out is the saying these days, but damn i thought that was around in the 50's.
Of course i was not yet around in the 50's so i dont know for sure.

But i do know that growing up on the tail end of the baby boom, i think i can relate to more than just one generation. I know a little about the 60's, more about the 70's and became a man in the 80's.

And where have you commenters been? Cmon leave a comment for me, so i know i am not the only one reading this thing! LOL
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Twisted

Its that Last day of the Work Week again!

Well looks like we made it to another friday. You know when i was younger i used to hear old people (any one
over 30) talk about how time flies when you get older. Of course i thought that was a bunch of horse shit!
But let me tell you, that at the ripe old age of 41 time is hauling ass!!

I mean i wake up on monday, go to sleep and here it is already friday. I am sure the weekend will last about 10 minutes. I dont know why time moves so fast, maybe it is because your getting closer to death. Hell i have been at this job for 5 months now.

I can remember the first day like it was yesterday. Hell i think it was yesterday! I mean christmas was just last week and now it is almost trick-or-treat day. Where does the time go?? Who stole all those day of my youth?
I look at my girls and can remember changing there diapers, and one of them is just a year away from driving.
And the folks on the street need to look out when that girl gets behind the wheel!

Every met someone and think, man this is one wonderful person with a giant heart? I have met someone that just blows my world away. I email and talk with them on the phone frome time to time and think what a great person!
I want you to know your very special to me and i think about you all the time!

Well have a wonderful rest of your friday! And have a wonderful weekend!
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Twisted

Septuagenarian indicted in love-triangle killing

Is that a headline or what?? Damn i guess it is good to know that those old folks were still getting there grove on.
But what a story I guess we men need to watch out who we piss off. A quote from the story " I did it and i would do it again". I guess that should all give us a new outlook on the cheating thing! LOL

It has to suck for her grandkids, they would have to tell there friends that they visit granny in the slammer. And i never knew that living in an old folks home could be so exciting. I guess that gives us another reason to live long enough to retire.

Not much going on lately with me. Just living day to day. No news on my dad, he is not any worse or any better.
And it seems like the folks around here are letting up on the computers a little bit. Yesterday was a good change of pace from the first of the week. Been catching up with my blog reading this morning and sounds like every one is in the same boat as i am, trying to pay those high gas prices. Went up again today to 2.57 a gallon. Well that is not really true, it is 2.57 for 9/10 of a gallon.

So in closing, have a wonderful day and try to get all your errands done in one trip.
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Twisted

Are you happy?

For those of you who have been reading my blog for awhile you know that my life has been exciting lately. With my dads health problems and my own problems at home, I have been on my toes lately and the days are flying bye.

I was thinking about the gas prices on my way to work this morning, it is 2.49 a gallon this morning for regular unleaded. And I have to drive 50 miles each way to work, so the price of gas is always on my mind. But you know we are lucky to live in the USA. We have a lot of freedoms, we can bitch about everything that happens in the world and in our own home town and our country, with out worrying about anyone coming to haul us off to jail or worse yet just disappear in the middle of the night never to be seen from again!

We complain about gas, about our families and about our jobs. We belly ache about most things that happen during the day. But we are in the land of the free! I think no matter how bad things get we should be thankful that we are here and not in a third world country. We don't worry about bombs going off at our jobs, or in the street in front of our house. And we know from the t.v. and the papers that it happens everyday in other parts of the world.

So with that in mind I was just wondering if your happy in your life? Do you think things could be better? Do you realize that they could be awhole lot worse? So I am saying today that no matter how bad I think things are sometimes, I am really happy with my life. I have a decent family, and some really good friends and a wonderful job to go to every day! Just some food for thought today.
Twisted

Good tuesday afternoon

Howdy out there in blogland! Well little late on the post today. Can you believe that they want me to work for my paycheck around here???? Damn the man! Yep it has been assholes and elbows around here today. Seems like
dummy people and computers dont mix for some reason! Yep it has been a busy day for the computer repair man.
Of course that is what i do for a living and i really do love it. But damn why do all the dumb people have to come out of the wood work at one time.

I guess it is pay back for all the time i sit around blogging and reading blogs instead of working. Well i dont have anything important to say today no good or bad news, just hope everyone had a good tuesday and that all is right in your world.
Leave me a comment and say hello!
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Twisted

Monday Monday Monday!

Well kids it's monday again, and i am glad to be back at work. We opened a new wing here at work today so i had to be here at 6:00 this morning. Which is no big deal but i drive an hour to work, so that meant i had to get up at
4:15 this morning. I will be dragging later today so i am getting this post over with now while i can still think.

Sorry about no post on friday, but i had to take off to the hospital to see about my dad friday. I was able to meet
my half brother that i have not seen since he was a baby, he is 31 now. He seems to be real nice guy and has a wonderful family. He gives alot to credit to our dad, for the way he was raised with good morals and family values.
So i guess the bad thoughts i had about my dad where unfounded. I know it is not fair to blame him for the way he chose to live. Or i should not judge him for it either. So i will just hope he wakes up so he can explain what he was thinking and why he cut contact with his kids.

Thank you all for the kind and comforting comments about this situation. It did bring about some good things, i was able to talk open and honestly with my girls about my dad, and about the choices we all make in life.
I was able to talk to them about drugs, alcohol and sex. I told them how important family can be, how they should cherish each other and there parents. I explained to them that i love them and care about them and will be happy to answer any questions about life that they might have.

So i had a good weekend, and really enjoyed spending time with my girls and my family. I thank God everyday for those babies and the blessings he gives me!

I have talked to a few people i have met out here in blog land, thru email and messenger and one special person i have talked on the phone with. I just want that person to know that i am thinking about them, and thanks for the wonderful phone calls!
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Twisted

Another day

Well it is Thursday, one more day and the work week is over again. I think I will fire up the neglected smoker this weekend. I have my girls for the weekend and they enjoy some good food. And I enjoy sitting outside and visiting with them, hearing about the things going on in there life. You know I think they are the greatest thing that ever happened to me!

I am sure I would be an alcoholic if i did not have those girls to keep me grounded. I have alot to live for, watching them grow up and have families of there own. I just hope they know that daddy loves them and they can come to me with any problems that they have. It is easy to get upset at the kids, and not listen to them sometimes. It is something i am trying hard to work on.

I guess with the situation my dad is in that maybe it will make me a better parent. Make me stop and realize that our kids need us, and need us to be there for them. To guide and direct them and try to show them the right way in life.

Well i will get off the soapbox now and get back to work. Have a great day!
Twisted

Parents

Ah Parents, we all have at least a set, and with extended families now days some have 2 sets. I was wondering what your parents are like? Do you think you had good parents, or bad parents? Where your parents around when you needed them, where they around all the time? Did you ever want to just get rid of your parents?

Do you think your parents did a good job raising you? Are do you feel like your parents where just in your way most of the time?

I found out yesterday that my dad, who i have not had any type of a relationship since i was a young man, is in the hospital and could be dieing. My sister contacted me at work and said that he was in ICU and she was told that he is in a bad way. Now since i have not been in close contact with him, i had mixed feelings about this. My sister had written him off along time ago, and she was very upset that he is in the hospital. I know he is our dad, but i was suprised that she was so upset.

I talked to my boss and explained the situation and he said to take all the time off i needed and go to the hospital as soon as i could. So i went to my mom's house and she my sister and I went to the hospital. Now my mom has been divorced from this man for over 30 years. But she went to ICU with us, and she even cried when my sister broke down. It was something that really hit me hard. I am not one to cry very often, and i dont have a problem with people that do, but it brought tears to my eyes to see my family upset like that.

I have written a few things on this blog about my mom, but not many. I feel very blessed to have been raised by a mom, that made mistakes but took responsibility for them. She had us in church most everytime the doors where open when we where children. She was very open about sex, drugs and drinking. Even as an adult i have asked my mom about relationships and sex and she has always tried her best to answer them with the utmost honesty. We had a stepdad when we where growing up, who turned out not to be the best guy in the world, my mom has apoligized more times that she should for putting us in that situation.
To this day she is a god fearing woman and cares very much about her family. So i guess as far as my mom is concerened i did have a pretty good role model. And i am thankful for that!
So if your parents are still kicking, call them today and tell them how much you love and appreciate the things they did for you, you never know it might be the last chance you get to tell them.
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Twisted

Terrific Tuesday

Good Tuesday morning! Yep we are into the second day of the work week and so far so good. Not much to blog about today, so i just wanted to wish everyone a happy tuesday. I know i make you people sick with all my happiness! But why be all ugly and grumpy about having to work? I know i wish i had been born rich instead of so damn good looking and then i would not have to work everyday.

But i guess i was just cursed with these good looks and a lack of money. We might as well face it we will probably have to work until we die on the job. In the work place these days we dont have the big retirement and benifits that our grandparents had. I heard a speaker say one time that in our life time we will have at least 3 major careers!

Unlike when our grandparents were our age and had been at a there job for 10 or 20 years and worked there until they retired. I know i have had at least 3 jobs that i thought would pan out until i retired, but here i am at another new job. I think being in the health field now that i should be able to stay in this line of work until retirement age, which will probably be 80 by the time i get there! Of course some days 80 dont feel that far away!

On a completely different subject, does anyone out there watch Big Brother
one of those shows you love to hate! I like to watch all those different people cut each others throats! What away to make million bucks, exposing your dumbass to the whole world.
Well that is it for today, have a great tuesday.
Twisted

The Great Outdoors

Well the weekend plans changed! No meat cooking, did not even stay close to the smoker at all. We spent the weekend at the lake, as a matter of fact that pic is from the lake we camped at. Had a wonderful time. It was outstanding. We had a few beers to drink, ate some hotdogs, swam, boated and even had a camp fire.

It was a weekend to remember. I have a buddy that has a boat, so we did get to cruise around the lake a few times. Spent hours just floating around in the lake soaking up the sun. Nope i did not get sunburnt at all.
And i dont care what people say, there is nothing better than crawling out of your tent just as the sun comes up over the lake, it is quiet and peaceful and the scenery is outstanding.

Of course if your familiar with camping you know that you see some really strange folks out at the lake. I mean where else can you see a boat with a rebel flag on it? We had rednecks on one side of us, and a 300lb chick in a bikini on the other. So you can guess just how exciting the camping was! I mean damn if that thing could hold her all in, they need to use it to hold the tiles on the space shuttle!

But really it was a wonderful time with friends, with good eats and good drink and lots of sun and fun.
Hope you all had a wonderful weekend too.
Later
Twisted

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

Well folks we finally made it! And TGIF! I dont know what has gotten into me this week, but i have really looked forward to this weekend for some reason. I need to few days off to drink and eat, and maybe sleep.

I still love my job, and like to come to work, but i want a day or two off. I need to sleep in late, or take a 3 hour nap. LOL

So this weekend i am going to drink heavily and eat some good cookin that i do my self, some smoked meat with some onions and some smoked cheese.

You know i was thinking this morning how much fun this blog has been, and about the new friends i have made since i started blogging, i guess since i have not met those people in real life i would have to call them cyber world friends. I love the comments and the emails i get from you guys, it makes my day to read what you think and how you feel about certian things. We are all different and have different thoughts and that is what makes the world go round. So thanks for all the comments and emails and keep them coming!
And for all you ladies that have my ip address now, the smoker will be open for business this weekend, bring some cold beer and skimpy clothes and come on over.

And if you have not checked out Rae's Blog do it today, that girl sure has some fun and the naughtier the better!
Have a wonderful weekend and try to stay out of troube or dont get caught.
Later
Twisted

Is it Friday yet?

I dont know why but this week is dragging on for some reason. Seems like it is taking for ever to get to the weekend. Now dont get me wrong i do enjoy my job and coming to work, but i am ready for a little time off for some reason. Do you hear that? Listen very closely...........................................I think i can hear several cold beers calling my name!

And i think we are supposed to get a cold front moving thru here, i think it is supposed to be down the the 90's this weekend so i may have to put the speedo up and get the coat out.

One of the things i love to do is eat! I know it is hard to tell that looking at my fat ass, but yes i do enjoy some good cooking, and i might add that i am a wonderful cook!
In the last few months i have really got involved in smoking meat. Ok that sounded bad, what i mean is putting meat on a smoker and spending all day cooking it! Now that sounds better.
I bought a small commerical smoker at wally world (wife would not let me get the big one i wanted) and jumped right in with both feet.

Nothing better than sitting outside drinking beer and cooking something good to eat for about 6 hours. The smell of the smoke, and sampling the meat every once in awhile, now that is a good weekend. And it dont hurt that the wife thinks it is too hot outside to stick around and bother me! LOL

Hey i want to mention Rae's blog i read it daily and i have also listed in the daily read list, stop by and tell her twisted sent you.
Later Twisted

Wednesday

Thank you to all the ladies that commented on my last post. I sure am glad to see that women are as involved in the "when can i get some lovin next" thoughts as men are. You know i work in job that is surrounded by females. Like Jamie I work in a hospital too.

I see alot of sexy women in scrubs, i dont know what it is about those scrubs, and they look hot. I wonder sometimes if they are thinking about sex as much as i am. I guess some of you ladies are.

It is a funny thing, seems like the more you get the more you think about it, and the less you get the more you think about getting it. I guess my momma was right when she said " sex is like drugs" once you get some you just cant get enough.

But it looks like i will just have to take matters in hand! Of course like woody allen said " masturbation, dont knock it, it is sex with someone i love"! Ha Ha Ha
I guess that i very true, and it dont cost you dinner and a movie either.
Thanks to Jamies comment i did get haloscan, so i can track all your ip addresses now and find your houses!!!!
Later
Twisted

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday

Well Happy Tuesday. I know i sound way to chipper, but then as you have read this blog you know i am always happy and have the best outlook on life.............ok who am i trying to kid? I am just a mean old grumpy man that does not get enough sex! I know i seem to be preoccupied with that, but i think i have lack-of-nookie diease!

It is a horrible thing, makes you mean and cranky! Makes your face all contorted and ugly, damn it even scares me to look in the mirror! I guess i need to talk to the wife about it, but hell she must be suffering from the same thing! Hell she is always mean and cranky! Maybe i need to find her a boyfriend or something. Or maybe she has one that i dont know about and does not get to see him so that is what makes her so testy.

Ok i have another one of those questions that no one seems to want to answer! I know that we men think about sex whenever we are awake, and most of the time when we are asleep.
So what i want to know from you ladies is.............how often during the day do you think about sex? Some of the time? Most of the time? Or only when your sweetie is trying to get you in the
mood?
Come on dont be scared just answer the question!
Later
Twisted
Oh by the way check this guy out! He knows what i am talking about!

Happy Monday

Well Happy Monday!!!!!! Yep that time of the week again when we get to come to work and deal with all the drama that our fellow employees are stirring up in there exciting lifes.

Like i have posted here before, i love to come to work. I really am lucky that i have a job i enjoy and i get paid for it. I know i have commented about the end-users and there inability to use a computer, but it real is not that bad. I really do like helping people with there problems and see the delight on there faces when a problem is fixed. I like knowing how to fix problems and using it for the good that it does.

I want to thank everyone for there comments on the last 2 posts, i know that it was not the most popular subject, but hey, that is what makes the world go round. We are all different and that is what makes life so exciting!

Oh by the way, i will no longer allow anon posts. If you feel that strongley about something that is said, have the balls to post your name.
Thanks
Twisted