Not much today

Not much going on today. Not to much to report. Nothing new with the crazy girl. Have not even talked to her since sunday. So maybe she is not as psycho as I thought. But I am not going to count her out yet.
Last night was not very exciting either. The girls and I did some laundry straightend up the house and had some supper.
So I guess this post really sucks today. But sometimes it is just cool to hang around the house with out any thing special going on.

Maybe I will think of something excting later today, but don't count on it!
Later
Twisted

Ok I know I don't listen

All of you ladies will really be happy with me. I ask for your advice and then chose to do just the opposite. I know you will probably not be to proud of me when I tell you about my weekend. But then we really don't know each other so what does it matter?

This weekend the girls were gone to there mother's house. She works until 7:00 so the girls and I went out and had a bite to eat, then I settled down to some serious game playing on the ole home computer. I get a text message from the crazy chick. See I had bragged to her about my oral skills and then we never got down to it, no pun intended. The text message said that it was a shame that she never got a chance to see if I had skills.
So I text her back and ask if she wanted me to eat the ole hair pie. Of course she responed that sure she did. I texted her back that maybe that could be arranged with some guidelines in place first. We talked and I explained that the only way should could come over was if we did the no strings thing. She agreed that she could do that.
I told her to call me about 10:00 friday night. She calls about 10:15, she comes over and I show her some tricks, she was very impressed, at least 3 times. I lay the pipe and let her spend the night, wake up saturday morning about 6:00 and lay some more pipe, then tell her she has to hit the road! Suprisingly she does.
I did explain to her friday night that she is a crazy woman. That I don't need text messages or phone calls, she said that was fine.
I never heard from her this weekend, called her last night and she assured me that she will not call me, but that if i want to practice those skills some more that she would be happy to oblige. And she also said that we should not mention it to our mutual friend here at work So we will see how long she can hold out with out calling.

Saturday day I spent some time with my buddy from work, helping him with some honey does around his place, then we went to another buddies house saturday night and got our drink on. Had several beers, or cases of beer, and pizza. Spent sunday laying round trying to recover from the weekend.
Then picked up the girls last night and we had dinner and called it a night.
Well that was my exciting weekned.
Later
Twisted

The plot thickens

So my crazy stalker sent me another text message yesterday. She sent it about 3:30 in the afternoon. She knows that I do not get any cell reception in the basement where I work. So why she would send me a text message at that time I do not know ( oh yes I do know, she is a crazy bitch). I get upstairs about 4:30 with 2 of my fellow co-workers to check on a switch closet and my phone beeps that I have a text message. I check the phone and the message says " You know not talking to me is childish. We could have kept seeing each other as friends with benifits. Your loss" I show it to my buddy's and we laugh our ass off.
How can a crazy woman that cries over you after 1 week, really think she can be just fuck buddies? I mean if I gave her some good lovin, she would never leave me alone.

I do not need a crazy chick hanging out at my house all the time. Hell I think this chick really is crazy. I mean I know I am a catch but come on. I guess I need to get real shitty with her. I hate to do that, but I need to burn the bridge quick here.

That gets me to thinking about my name morallytwisted, maybe I need to think about changing it. Hell I am turning free pussy down. What is the world coming too. Morallytwisted culling chicks? I guess I will just go back to the mango tree. From one of my favorite shows, a quote.
"pull that thing like a monkey in a mango tree" that shit cracks me up!

Have a great weekend
Twisted

Has It come to this?

Well I guess I am proving it today, I have no life. Blogging from home, while I wait for the girls to get ready to go to school. It's ok, maybe life in blog land is more exciting than real life anyway. Plus you have to pay bills in real life and that sucks ass!

No I just had a few minutes this morning and decided to blog from home. The crazy chick has been blowing my cell phone up all night with text messages. She hopes my kids are ok, she hopes I am ok, she really misses us, she hopes we can still be friends, she is sorry it ended this way! What ended this way? We only knew each other for one week. Damn I sure am glad that I eneded it now, it could have been a fatal attraction type thing for sure. I don't know why I attract the crazy ones. I guess I am just lucky. Man am I.
Hell I have always wanted my own stalker and I think I have found her. This is just like being a big star.

Well maybe I will blog more later. And maybe not.
Later
Twisted

Hump day

Can it really be hump day already? I mean it seems like the week just started and it is already the middle of the week. And since the day is already started, we can agree that we are on the down hill side of the week. And it looks like I have not accomplished anything this week besides rebuilding one computer and alot of blogging and blog reading.
I am sure that my boss would not be glad to know that. Of course he sits in an office right next to mine so I am sure that he knows that I am not busy all the time. So I guess he does not care that I am sitting here blogging, or he does not know. I guess all this typing I am doing makes him think that I am hooked up and working. Silly boss!

Well I have a sick kid at home today, and the other one was home sick yesterday. So I am sure that I will have to get sick too. I hate being sick. So maybe I will just pass on it this time. They have some kind of stomach problem. It is upset and they have to make frequent bathroom trips.
Yep I think I will skip it this time!

Do any of you like to watch really stupid shit on t.v.? I mean the dumber it is the better I like it. Hell wild boys is one of my favorite shows. Those guys are some real dumbasses. Hell how can you not laugh watching that shit? And viva la bam. Now if I had a kid like him I would have smothered him when he was little. He does so of the craziest stuff to his folks. And his dumbass friends must really like him. Like I said that shit cracks me up!

Well that's it for today
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Twisted

Well I did It

Yep I did it, I gave her the boot last night. And she was not too happy about it. I mean she has known me a whole week and 1 day and was crying like a baby.
I did the shitty man thing and gave her the good news over the phone. The only reason I chose to do it that way is because when I got home I had 3 text messages from her on my phone that said she had wanted to come over and have supper ready for me when I got home. Now I had not invited her over, and she did not have a key to the house. So that means that the girls would have had to invite her in.
This may not be a problem, but I don't really want strange women in my house with the kids. They had met her, and said that she seemed ok, but who really knows.
I mean if she is falling to pieces after only one week, what would it have been like if we had dated for months? What would it have been like if I had really gave her the good stuff? I mean how well can you know someone after only a week? Hell I have been married 3 times and don't really think I have know any of them that well. I guess that I just found one that was crazy and desperate. I don't need a steady friend right now, and I sure don't need a crazy one.

Well that is all I have to say today, so have a wonderful day.
Later
Twisted

The work week begins again

Yep it is monday again, time to get the work week started again and I am happy about it. Yes that is right I am happy to be at work. I do like coming to work. Of course I have mentioned that before.
I know you are all curious what I did this weekend. Well the new woman came over friday night and stayed until 3:30 in the morning. Yes my kids were there, so no hanky panky took place. The girls and I had a birthday party to attend saturday night for my nephew. I will tell you about that later. We rented and watched 3 movies this weekend. 2 of them were great, and one was a dud.
The woman came over again on saturday night and stayed until 2:30 in the morning this time.
And then she came back over last night and I fixed supper and we all watched the last movie we had rented. And to answer your question she does have children. A girl 16 and a boy 14.
Now you can see that she spends alot of time at my house, and her kids are at home. I would not leave mine at home alone to be with anybody, but we are all different.
But this chick is hanging out at my house just a little too much. And she keeps telling me that she LOVES to spend time with me and the girls. LOVES? Hell she has only known me for a week. So it looks like it is time to send her packing. I was not really looking for anything and I sure dont need someone LOVING me at this point in my life. I think maybe she is a little on the desperate side. Like fatal attraction desperate. And since I don't have a bunny to cook. What would she use?

Now back to the weekend. My nephew had a birthday party and the Girls and I went. It was a blast. We played laser tag. Now it was the first time I had ever played, and the girls first time too.
We all had the best time, I sure like hanging with my family. They are all cool and we all get along just fine. And the funny thing is, I noticed every hot chick there. So I guess my mind and heart are not ready for another relationship.
Well thats it for today.
Later
Twisted

Finally it is friday!

I guess I am just an old fucker. Hell all of these late nights are taking there toll on me. I am not used to staying up past 10:00. I need to get at least 7 hours of sleep a night to be able to function as my charming self.
Yep had company again last night. She has been over every night this week. And last night she did not show up until 10:00 and did not leave until midnight. I just can not keep that shit up.
I look like death and feel like putting my head on my desk and doing some napping.
A buddy of mine here at work says that the human body only needs about 5 hour of sleep to get by on. Well I have news for you, I need all 8!

Well we are having date night with the kids tonight. Taking them out to eat and to a movie, I guess they are worth the trouble and the time.
It should be fun and it is good to get out of the house from time to time.
Well don't have much else to blog about today, it is kind of slow and I need a nap.
Have a great weekend.
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Twisted

Here I am

Wow I have not posted since monday. I guess I took all that staying away from the internet shit seriously. No really I have been busy at work, and have been spending alot of time with the new chick. Yep seems like things are going pretty good so far. I did let the girls met her even though I had said in the past that I did not want any ladies around them.
They are cool with it so far, and they seem to like her too. She has been over at the house
every night this week, and took me out to lunch today. She seems to really be into me. And like I said she is cool so far.

I know your all wondering whether I have closed the deal yet. Well I have only know her since saturday so no I have not. Some maybe asking why. So I will tell you.

A little history, she and I have both been married 3 times. And that does not say much for either of us. I mean hell you would think that after 1 or even number 2 you would be able to figure out what causes them to break up. But I guess some of us are slow learners. So we have talked about it and decided that we just do not want to rush things. No need to get into a hurry with the bumping nasties thing. I mean hell I might be so bad at it that she would not want to come back, so it is good for me to wait. Of course we have fooled around a little and things have been heating up. so you just never know.

Another thing that really impressed me, she does not want to spend the night or have sex with my kids in the house, she says that it is being disrespectful to them. So yea she is a cool chick and thinks about others.
So that Is it, you know where I have been now.
Later
Twisted

Poppa's got a brand new bag

Well it is a new week, and I am tired as shit. Seems like a couple of late nights will put your ass in a sleepy, tired kind of way. Yep the old fella went out and had a little fun this weekend.
And we all know from my previous posts that I needed it.

Ok I know that you are dieing to know what I did so I will tell you. But first a little background. You know that I have complained about the ass kissing chick at work, the one that is always following the boss around and trying to get her head up his ass. Well I probably should mention that I have know her for about 5 years. We met online in a chat room and I did not meet her in person until I interviewed for the job here. See she told me about the job, and told H.R. and my boss about me. So I walked in the door here, pretty much already hired. I just had to go thru the process and the drug screen. So I guess I should not really get as pissed at her as I do, but.

So any way, she called me saturday morning about something work related, I was cooking breakfast for the youngest and I. So being the nice guy that I am I invited her over for breakfast.
I know that may not have been the best idea but I was feeling unusally nice. She showed up and told me that she was going out dancing with a friend saturday night and I should go, well I had the youngest at home with me and told her I would have to take a rain check. She then starts telling me about her neighbor, and that I should meet her. We talked a little more and she left.

About 7:00 the youngest decides that she wants to go to mom's house for the weekend, so we arrange a pickup. I call the chick from work and ask about the night of dancin, she said that the neighbor that she wants me to meet is also going. But first they are going out to eat and I should join them, I decline the dinner and tell her to call me when they get ready to scoot a boot.
9:15 the phone rings they are just now going out to supper. And insist that I go as well, she even said that they were treating. So off I go with 2 women to have supper. They do treat, and then off to the club. We show up and it is any coin beer night. Damn free supper and then damn near free beer! Score!

I check the friend out, she is easy on the eyes and has a very nice ass, now being a tit man that ass has to really be something for me to check it out. We dance, we drink, we talk, we drink and then we did some drinking, the friend is starting to get a little friendly, of course I don't mind and am playing the good guy, keep my hands to myself, and just smile alot.
We end up at breakfast. They treat again. I get a few kisses and some rubbing and things are going great. They drop me off about 3:15 sunday morning and I crash.

She invited me over for dinner sunday night, I thought it was just the liquor talking. I call sunday and she says hell yea I better showup. I call and explain that I need to go do some laundry sunday night. She tells me to bring it over.
We eat dinner, watch some movies and I do my laundry, more kisses and they are better and longer. I was still being the perfect gentleman.
I rolled into the house about 2:30 this morning. So that is why my ass is dragging.
I guess I made quite the impression on this lady. She mentioned the the chick from work that she had a wonderful time. And she did call me this morning to make sure I was able to get to work ok.
Well that is my story and I am sticking too it.
Later
Twisted

It's a new day, well it is almost over

Ok I have calmed down abit today. I guess I should be happy that I live in a world that will allow me to have a shit fit like I was yesterday. The light is on and somone is home today.
I guess I really did try to make my marriage work this last time and it really did piss me off that I was not succesful at it. So when the soon to be ex started with all the that " If I had to do it all over again I would do it different" shit it just pushed me over the edge.

I was really hot about it yesterday, hell I was in bed by 9:30 last night and up at 5:00. Woke the girls up early and took them out for breakfast. We had a good time and I realize that Mackenzie
is right. I need to take care of those girls and spend some time getting to know me. Hell I have always let someone woman mess up my thinking. Or should I say that I have let Little morallytwisted do my thinking for me.

Even thou it is hard for me to say, I need to leave the ladies alone for awhile and just sit back and take stock of my life. Maybe spend a few months catching up on my reading or not spending so much time on the internet. I loved to read as a small child and it was my great ecscape.
I loved to read books about mobsters. Hell I always wished that I had been born Italian so that i could join the mob. I don't know why it seems like such a good idea but that way of life rocked to me when I was younger.
Of course I now realize that being a mobster is not something you want to do if you plan on having a long life. Lets face it most of those guys do not live long prosperous lifes.
Yep that is what i need to do, get back into my books, doing some more reading, maybe get a hobby. Hell maybe 2 hobbies, or 3.

Well that is about all I have today. Thanks for all the comments, it sure is nice to have other folks shed a little light on the things going on in your life.
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Twisted

AH.........EX'S

Ok this is a hate filled blog today so be ware! I don't know how many of you out there have had the good fortune to have been involved in a divorce, but surely there is someone one out there that can feel my pain.

Ok I dont have the best track record, married 3 times......working on divorce number 3. I am sure that there is a chance i could write a book on how to fuck up a relationship in 60 months or less! Hell I have had car loans longer then my last 2 marriages. Now I am not bitching about these fine women I was marrie too. Hell I have even come to the conclusion that It might even have something to do with me. I may be the reason that my marriages did not last. I am a man I can learn to take the blame for some of the shit. Hell I know for a fact that the affair I was having ended marriage number 1. Of course I can not take all the blame, if she had tried a little more at home maybe I would have stayed there a little more. ( Oh by the way, she is the mother of my children, we work in the same building everyday and have even had lunch a few times together) so see I can learn to behave sometimes.

Marriage number 2 was just a mistake from the start. I was looking for away out of my small town and she was from the big city. I layed the pipe, she wanted to get married asap! LMAO
But she was dumb as a box of rocks, could not keep a checking account afloat, was really short and had the fattest damn thighs that I have ever seen. Before and since. You know I like a full figured lady, just not all in the same spot!
We were only married for about 2 years and I treated her like shit for about 18 months of that time, I am not proud of that, but damn grow a back bone and stand up for yourself!
Oh and I have not talked to her since the day I left 4 years ago, and probably never will again.
When I burn a bridge there ain't know rebuilding that sucker!

Ok this brings me to current ( as soon as the papers are filed ) ex wife number 3. Now we grew up about 12 miles from each other. She dated a guy i knew in high school. He was older than me and was not the most up standing member of our town. He liked to fuck around and smoke lots of pot. And she loved him back in the day. I shoud have steered clear of her, but damn she has huge boobies! I mean really big and I like the titties. Hell I can play with boobies for days, they are just fun to be around and fun to look at, and fun to man handle.
I know a man should look for a little more than that. And maybe next time I will.
Now we have been split up since around oct. some time. I am to lazy to look back on my blog and see. I spent 2 days getting my shit out of her house. I moved almost all of it by myself. I was moving out and she was cleaning and we never spoke a word to each other for 2 days, hell it was 2 of the best days of my life!
We have spoke maybe twice since that time. Ok maybe 3 times. I really loved that crazy, meanest woman in the world, wanted to party all the time girl. I made lots of efforts to try and make it work.
Hell I really did. I mean you go thru 2 divorces and can't make those marriages last you thing maybe you should try alittle harder on this last one.
She brought nothing to the table. So I fucking left!
Now the crazy bitch is sending me emails about how she wish she could do it all over again different, that she really loved me and really never meant to hurt me. ( who told her about the 24 year old that wants to bang me to death?) What the hell is it with ex's and there crazier than life bullshit?
I have one thing to say about them all! Fuckem and feedem fish heads.
Thanks have a lovely day
Twisted

What is your cut off?

Well with her comments, Mackenzie had made me feel my age. Thanks alot, and to think I give this girl links!
You know it has been a real dry spell around my place. Not to much action in the ole bedroom.
(well self pleasure not included)
But things may be lookng up, met a chick on the web that might just want to lay some on me. Which is not a bad thing at all, even fat people need lovin. But she is a little younger than I am, ok alot younger. I don't have a problem with that at all, and does not seem like she does either. Now I do have 2 daughters of my own, and I would probably kick there ass if they were dating a guy that was several years older than they are. But she and I are both adults and both over 21 so what could it hurt?
But since I know there are alot of ladies that read and comment on my blog, what I want to know is how old was the oldest guy you slept with, and at what age.
Ok ladies let me know, and what age are you now and what would your cut off be now?

Later
Twisted

Cough cough, hack hack

I'm here today but I had to go home sick yesterday. I was having some chest pains and shortness of breath. No I was not having a heart attack. I have a previous heart condition that flairs up every once in awhile. Nothing to serious now, but It could lead to congestive heart failure in the future. Which is deadly. I guess that gives you something to look forward to in old age, or maybe I will not make it to old age. Hell some days I think I have hit old age already.
I am sure my girls think I am an old guy.
Of course I listen to alot of the same kind of music they do, I like a little rap and some top 40 shit. Well most of it is top 40 shit. You know I have to be the hip dad. The one that is cool and all the kids want to hang out with. Well maybe not quite that hip.

No I am feeling much better today, the chest pains are gone and I can breath, you know air is very important. And we fat folks really like the air, it helps to be able to breath. I would never want to die drowning or suffocating. That would suck out loud. I don't really think I could handle that at all, of course I would be dead when it is over.

I want to thank Mackenzie for that wonderful post about her new man, I am glad that she is getting some of the great sex I have been get with her favorite partner.
I will leave you with a quote that I always found amusing in my time of need. This is a quote from woody allen
"Masturbation, don't knock it, at least it is sex with some one I love"
Have a wonderful day
Twisted

bloggin for the weekend

Well it is sunday evening. And I am sitting here blogging. Man could my life get any more boring?
Did not do much this weekend. Had the girls this weekend so we just layed around the house, did take them out for a drive this afternoon. Went out by the lake and to the park. I guess I am a real exciting dad. Well they were happy to get out of the house. I have been sitting around here today playing on the internet, trying to find a woman with low self esteem. You know one that would hang out with an old fat man with 2 kids.
Ok maybe I am not really in that bad of shape, but rosey palm is getting old. And she is starting to turn me down.
I guess I need to get laid, but I guess I will have to get out of the house, don't see any of them dropping by the house and offering it up.
I did get over the tired and sleeping at my desk thing I had going on thursday and Friday. Don't know what got into me, but all i could think about was laying my head on my desk and sleeping. Hell the boss even noticed it.
Well don't have to much else to report about the weekend, it is about time for desperate housewives to come on so i guess i better get off here.
Later
Twisted

Dragging draggin draggin

Damn I dont know what is causing it, but it seems like this week has been the longest in recorded history. I mean I was off on monday, and this is thursday but it seems like it has taken about a month to just get to this point. Work is a fucking bore! I mean I could lay my head down on my desk right now and sleep like a baby. If I thought the boss would understand I would do it!

I think I may have been here for about 20 years since noon. Hell I don't even have the strength to get up and go look at nurses. And there are a few around here that are worth looking at.
She I think I would have to turn sex down at this point, I might fall asleep during it. Maybe it is the fact that I have stayed up late the last 2 nights watching football. I think I may just go home and pass out.

I have noticed that other people are having about as good a start to 2006 as I am. Of course i try to be positive. I try to look at the bright side of things. Life could be a whole lot worse, it is just hard to imagine how sometimes. The girls started back to school today, so I am excited to see how that went. And I am sure they will want something for supper. I guess it is time I teach those girls how to cook and then I could have supper ready for me when I get home.
Well I think i will try to get my ass up and move around before i pass out and get in trouble.
Later
Twisted

It's a new year?

It is 4 days into the new year and i can not really tell any difference. I mean it is 2006 and nothing really exciting is happening. The news seems to be about the same, and the weather here is the same, by the way it is 70 here again today and sunny. This is oklahoma, it is supposed to be in the 20's with snow and Ice this time of the year. Of course I won't complain at all about the sun.

I wake up just as grouchy and frustrated as I ever did. That is not really true, I am frustrated but not grouchy. I have the some ole fat belly, and my pants are still to tight. I still eat whatever I want with not regard to how it will affect me or the long term effects.
I still have 2 teenage girls living in my house, and hopefully we will all survive them turning into young ladies.

So what is so special about the new year. I mean I still have to go to work everyday. And the stupid bitch I work with still takes every chance she can get to tell the boss how mean I am to her. I mean she is even telling people that she is going to find another job because she hates working with me. Hell some folks around here are talking about throwing me a party if she really quits. I don't know why grownups have to tattle like 4 year olds, oh yea I do. She is the worlds biggest ass kisser so she thinks it is her job to do that! LMAO

Well really I am glad it is a new year, and I am glad that i started it alone. I mean I could still be with the meanest woman in the world. And by the grace of god i am not. So lets all stop and give thanks that 2005 is over and we lived to see another new year.
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Twisted

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to you all. Yep I lived thru the New Year. As a matter of fact I guess I have my resistance built up because I drank several Crown and Mt Dews, and did not puke or pass out. Which is a good thing. I spent the new years with a buddy of mine and his family. His wife is prego and said that she wanted to stay in this year so we did. I really did not have any other plans so it was no big deal. Of course it did suck a little not to have some one to kiss at midnight but I got thru it ok.

We watched some movies and had some drinks and ate some snacks. She made sausage balls and I ate way to many of those. One funny thing about the night was his little boy kept walking around saying Happy New year
, Its my party. And he did make us wear pointy hats. And all of that was at 7:00 last night. He is 3 and kids sure can be funny.

I guess the last year has been pretty eventful for me. New job and got rid of the old wife! LOL

Well I hope you all had a wonderful time last night, and that this next year is one of your best.
Later
Twisted